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Butt eating étiquette, a gentleman guide
| Pro tip; If you drink tea or coffee just before or while eating that booty it will make for a most pleasurable experience.
Variant tip; switch the hot drink for a cold one for enhanced stimulation.
| *raises hand*
I think I'm in the wrong class, where's the ass-eating seminar for young women?
| That would be the next door dear
| Okay, thanks, sorry about that!
*Gathers up her bookbag and scurries off to her proper ass-eating education*
| Can I literally fill the butt with wine to drink?
| I saw a porno comic about that once... Wine enema and a spigot buttplug
| Cool, that gave me another idea.
What if I fill it with some liquid and use a special buttplug with a straw to blow air into it and produce lots of bubbles?
| At that point you better drop the butt plug for a speculum and use a regular straw
| What if I insert a balloon or a condom in the butt and fill it with water until it explodes? Would it be amusing to my partner?
Would using one of those looong balloons require a lot of lube?
| While I've never tried it before I highly doubt it because of the shape of the intestine
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| Eating butt is like drinking fine wine, you want to let it age after the shower. If your partner go to the toilet well too bad, your wine just got bad.