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How to get a Girlfriend?
| I cringed
| Lower your standards
Boom, you've got it.
| Interested
| Anones please some tips I wanna get more Confident about being able to pick girls
| Easy guide howto get a poor gf:
1. Dont be stupid(except 2)
2. Say words all time, even weirds one. Actually it doesnt matter WHAT u saying, but HOW (u need to be warm and attractive)
3. Split you attention between them. More = better
4. If u got girl attention she'll let u know about it
5. ???
6. GF!
| It's easy to get a girlfriend but it's hard to sustain a romantic relationship.
| Money is essential if you want one. You're gonna spend a ton every monthsary if you want to please HER.
| You need to treat your GF right
| just get some skills as a make up artist, dress your male friend up as a girl
side effects may include homo
| Just buy a waifu pillow on Amazon :)
| >>ae88bb
You forgot to add the fourth one
"Join her family's religion"
It'll be harder if her father is a minister. Trust me :)
| How to get a sadistic gf that is into feminization and traps?
| Well that escalated quickly...
| >please help me get the female D
I see what you did there
| Lol my captcha is shota cocoa hold >>418502 well, you just pointed someone as right, and other as wrong without substantiating. If I had done that I would accept an ok cunt to then probably argue why who called me cunt is the real cunt and I'm right
| No ona say about kind
| Walk up to her and press A. Works every time. If you'd like to skip the dating segment, and get right into the relationship, the cheatcode is L, R, L, R, up C button, start. Best of luck.
| talk to as many girls as you can. odds are one of them will click with you. I still remember how I met mine by complimenting her shoes, and eventually we starting talking more.
| >>419517 Zapp: it's my personal book of pick-up lines. Say as many of them as you can, as fast as you can...
| It's not hard, I've been with the same amazing girl for 8 years now started dating at 14. Be friends first if you can't be friends it will never last once the hormonal phase dies out which it does. After that it's just your personalities, and if one finds the other boring or they conflict that's a quick way to end it. Don't focus on "I need her to be my girlfriend that come later. Give it a month of friendship before making a romantic decision.
| Be yourself. Really once I've got tired of pretending (which led to nothing but more despair) I've found one. I'm fat and stupid son of a bitch but I managed to found gf by saying stupid things
| Like really. My only hobbies are vidya, masturbation(hentai mango) and math. I have no sense of humour and am stupid yes. Yet I've managed to found girl even more autistic than I am and fuck her.
| But the real question is why would you even want to have one, hmmm?
| If you're on this board, give up. Females are instinctively repelled by /d/ posters.
| >>419794
Dunno. I've been trying to find gf for 3 years (not so active tho). But I used to lie sometimes, sometimes I tried to be more confident than I really am and so on. One day I tried to hit on my new classmate and well it somehow worked. She liked me from day one tho. Like we just asked each other about our interests and I made an excuse to meet tomorrow (asked for book). And on our "dates"(?) She tried to flirt with me but I didn't know if she's flirting or not so I said
| >>419945
Many stupid things. For example we were under same umbrella and I ask her "again, why the fuck do you like rains?" "Um I dunno...they're...um...romantic..."
"ROMANTIC? WTF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, THEY'RE NOT ROMANTIC THEY'RE JUST WET". And yet I've found myself a gf. And I was disappointed lol. Once you're dating it's not so fun anymore. Yes you love her and such but idk once your battle for relationship is already won it's not so exciting anymore?
| Also I used memes irl and had to explain each of them to her.
| It's awful idea to find gf
| >>419930 what? How can you say such absurdity? /d/ is one of the greatests boards on danger/u/!
Every week we get at least 1 gold post which renders lots of laughs.
Girls also get horny and some may read doujins, as normal porn just objectifies women. That's another good point on doujins, women can be better treated(in wholesome cases, because there is rape and stuff, but there's rape in porn also) and they're not ruining their lives because it's just fictional
| >>419949 sounds autistic like Rikka... usually one good thing about being in a relationship is semi-normal sexual activities... you did do the sexual activities, right??
| >>a18ed4 interesting...
Tell us more about this all
>Gotta say that this umbrella situation was a mess, totally bad done.
It's strange to see someone claiming that having a girlfriend is bad, because you can basically fuck without having to paying for it, but not just that, you can kiss her if you like her and those can be pretty hot kisses...
Let alone this all, my most desperate sadness from being alone is the loneliness
| that I feel without having someone to share all shit I may wanna talk about, and having this person listening to every subject I talk to, while giving importance to it, so to speak, without just ignoring it.
Fuck I want my Waifu Marika so badly, I just wanna die to find her in the other world
| Bit off topic, but if I knew I wouldn't be able to get a proper girlfriend, I would settle with a trap just so I can at least imagine it's a girl so I think in my mind it's not gay.
| Traps are not gay you moron
| Unless she looks like a dude, then it's hella gay.
Btw, do you know any trap by any mean?
I want a trap to girlfriend me, I wish I had one. so sad.
If you know one, or if your gf is one, ｓｅｎｄ ｐｉｃｓ
| where tf my hot trap bf at
| I also wanna know
| have you guys even considered what would happen if the trap got older and lost his charm?
| >>417921
U like leave this place instantly and go live real life. Limit ur internet usage to 1hr per day and u will find urself a gf in a week.
| >>420447 g/u/rl, tell me all about it, having a trap gf is my dream
>>420645 lol I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be that effective.
| >>420696
>g/u/rl lol
He was just super demanding all the time, or he wasn't there at all. Like he'd blow my phone up for hours on end or just not respond for like 2 days. Was big gay
| >>420976 no.
>>420956 but what about his appearance? How was it? What it a real trap, that you could bistake with a girl? His behaviour, was it girlish? Send pics
(Correct my grammar errors plz)
| >>421058 he was a real trap alright. For Halloween last year he went as shimikaze from kancolle and it was really convincing. He did act really girly as well
| >>421253 Y-yes, me too, it's for research... for a friend... technically, the more lewd the better.
| I've seen some trap pictures before randomly on the internet, the problem is that often one takes a moment to realize. You can also find those japanese adult videos with traps, they always appear when I look for the "anal" tag.
Captcha: kink nunki noel
| >>421405 Japanese traps are weird... I'm always like "this is going to be hot"... but then it's like.... not very hot at all. Like they are considered something different in JAV than in the rest of the world, not sure why...
| Well i would post some pics but I don't know if this app allows pics lol
| >>422110 c'mon, g/u/rl, everyone here's curious to see the pics, just post it on imgur and send the link here, we would all appreciate if we could see some IRL trap pics.
we all love you btw
| Trap IRL Now pick your poison - 9GAG
https://9gag.com/gag/a1K6RPv/trap-irl-now-pick-your-poison
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS IS IM HAVING SERIOUS NUTS RIGHT NOW
| step 1 for y'all to get a gf is realize they don't like you bc of nothing but ur shitty personalities and behaviors. being sexist and entitled especially doesn't help.
step 2 is reread step 1 and do some introspection about ur shittiness and take steps to reform urself.
step 3 is go outside and don't be some weird ass hermit who says either weird creepy shit or nothing at all and then wonders why girls won't have sex with him.
step 2.5 is realize relationships aren't just sex
| Men, I have no fundaments to tell you this but if you want to find a gf you must first stop looking for one, then you work on yourself and how you would want to be better; get comfortable with yourself an as you improve yourself and do what you like you will not only gain confidence but also will find someone with your same interests.
| also stop being every sort of offensive. it's not cool, it's not attractive, it's not nice, likeable, or really anything positive at all. it's just you being an asshole. no one likes assholes. it also doesn't make you better than anyone and doesn't make u right. you're standing for nothing and are shaping your whole existence to opposing everyone for no reason at all. and read up on social issues and don't act like you can decide what is and isn't offensive for other people.
| Have empathy...that's all what you need to not be an asshole, you don't have to please everyone but neither to fuck with others unless you want a psycho gf.
| Try some wikihow it actually could work
| >>422686 lessons on how not to be an asshole by a mansplaining twat anon... teaching by doing, I like that.
| >>422828 are they female? He/She is talking like they know about the thing by default (offered no evidence they are any kind of authority) and assuming OP is too incompetent at life to know that being an asshole is not conducive... OP didn't ask "how to get a girlfriend but I'm an asshole and treat women in stereotypical misogynistic fashion", but that's what anon answered, instead of giving an answer of any real value to OP. If that's not mansplaining, then I don't know what is...
| >>422686
Unfortunately I have most success with women by acting like an asshole. It is very unsatisfying, because I don't want to be that way but I want to be with women. It's always like they searching for someone who attacks their self confidence. I would prefer they stay self confident and on an equal level to be with me, but it only happened once. iI was a friendship+ relation, which ended because she got serious with some douchebag. :-(
| >>423367 I see no conflict there g/u/rl...
>>423375 or it's possible the only ones susceptible to that kind of behavior are as you described. Doesn't mean all women are like that...
| >>423386
You're probably right. I didn't want to say that all women are that way. I just wanted to show that there can be a dilemma.
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