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Not a SINGLE one of you assholes splatters me in the ass with one of those pies
| I like crackers.
| And waste pies? What are you nuts?
| >>404049
That's why there were so many! There were plenty to go around! Besides, you could just eat all thr crumbles and cream off my body afterwards, ya buncha wet blankets! But noooo, now we've all got to live in this darker timeline...
| >>404084
>you could just eat all thr crumbles and cream off my body afterwards
Eew, that's unhygienic.
| Bitch I didn't get this nice blueberry pie to fucking DEFILE it
| B-but, That's gonna get cream all over you..
| Anal is only for cowards
| Lesson #1 in life:
>Expecting people to guess exactly what it is that you wanted without voicing it only reliably leads to one thing: disappointment.
Isn't it wonderfully soul-drying?
Don't get me wrong, I thought it was cute and enticing and all, but I was like "So what now?" I didn't want to derail the situation, I didn't want to do anything overly gross, and I didn't know what the hell you wanted so I just didn't do anything at all.
| im sorry op, this is the greatest failure of my lifetime. is there any way for me to remedy my mistake?
| Where are the crackers?
| Ewww, that's pretty not gay, miss.
| *takes pie*
*splatters on your ass*
>/d/ response:
*gets horny*
>other /d/ response:
*gets mildly mad and chokes you with cream that's made of semen, then fills your ass with sharp cooking ustensils while slapping your back*
>most probable response:
*slaps you in the face and drives you out*
The setup was not clear. Plus if you RP you can usually give hints in OOC... so I'm not at fault :p
| >>404774
If scantily clad housewives having a messy slapstick pie fight until they're both naked and slathered in sweet cream and ultimately engaging in sensual cuddling and licking isn't gay then your gaydar is fuckin' busted, holmes.
| ITT: https://imagecdn.clips4sale.com/accounts99/75857/clip_images/batty%20gif.gif
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| You know what you did!!!
Face and tits would also have been great, but the point remains! Prudes and celibate, I name thee! Chaste and dry like stale crackers!