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Oh, no... I've baked too many pies for the big bake sale...
| I'll take one creampie, if you know what I mean, and what I mean is a cream flavored pie, you pervert.
| Go away Funtime Chica
| CAN I FUCK THE PIES?
| NO YOU'RE ALL DOING IT WRONG!!
| Op came here to roll play and their plan was foiled, better luck next time op
That situation is pretty hot though
| All that work, all for naught...
| WE WANT PIE!!
| Yo give me a chicken and mushroom pie
| *slim and fit tall girl approaches with a friendly demeanor, wearing a flour-covered apron with and red stains and spots, bearing a smell of freshly cooked bread*
Hello!
I've heard I could grab a homemade pie from here, am I at the right place?
| >>402320
Yeah, we got a fresh batch coming right up. Let me add the finishing touches.
*whips out dick*
| >>402320
Golly, word seems to have gotten around! I had meant most of these for out bake sale, but when I get to playing in the kitchen with all these creams and custards and tasty treats, I lose track of things!
*she beckons to an array of tantalizing sweet-smelling fruit and cream pies, each adorned with a small mountain of fluff. While you ponder which to pick up, she busies herself rifling through the cupboards for more ingredients, oblivious to you at the moment*
| *Om nom nom nom*
yum~ creampies are great~
| >>402373
*comes closer to get a look at the pies, bends over one, long dark hair bread slips across the neck to hang over the shoulder*
Woaw! Those look absolutely gorgeous!
*gently caresses the cream topping, and bring the finger to her mouth*
And yummy too!!
*visage lightens with surprise*
| >>402520
O-oh, well, I'm happy you're a fan! Please, take whichever you like! There are more than enough to go around!
*The cheerful but naive housewife g/u/rl clasps her hands to her busom and grins, though a breeze through the window reminds her she ought to close it... As she does, she once more slips into an unknowingly erotic position- ass out, chest peeking from under the apron...*
Just be careful not to slip and drop it! Wouldn't want to... make a mess, or anything!
| I'm glad op finally got the roleplay she wanted but what I wanna know is how can someone made a array of pies, like what she just had a fuck ton of ingredients laying around? Or are they the pies for the bake sale that were eating/fucking/cumming/cumming-eating?
| >>402700
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*turns around*
I'm already sad at the idea that not all these pies will be given the love they deserve...
I'd have to clean it all and make up for it if I dropped one!
I'll have the one I've laid my hands on already~
*fetches the pie and holds it carefully*
Oh! Yes, can I have the secret to this sweet cream topping? It was so soft and light, and yet so strong in flavor!
*eyes are shining with curiosity*
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| Silly me, I've been baking up a storm in the kitchen all morning, getting all these warm, creamy, delicious pies in all kinds of different flavours ready, but I simply made too many! Feel free to take one!
*Leans forward onto the counter as she gazes out the window, tugging on the collar of her frilly apron and fanning herself... The pose has left her short skirt unable to hide her silken panties now peeking out from beneath: Clean and pristine, almost TOO clean, enticingly so.*