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I have a loli

| I don't want to violate her, but she's so fucking cute. Headpats embarrass her. What do.

No ludes.


| Buy her an icecream and cool the summer heat together.


| Buy her heat and cool in the ice cream........together


| Hug her~


| embarrass her!


| hand holding and hugs


| Tell her she's a good girl


| Explain "have loli"


| Op here

Met this girl, friend's sister. Turns out she's 13 and dtf, but again, illegal.


| >>388321 how old are you? where u from?


| >>388321 this is a very bad idea. Stay away from that girl.


| See how much cotton candy she can fit in her mouth.


| >>388321
Fuck her!


| >>388321
I'd have suggested a comfy movie night with popcorn and cuddling under the same blanket.
But 13 isn't loli anymore, that's having sex teritory.


| 13 is extra dangerous because she probably wants sex herself


| she is prolly a thot


| Op here

I'm 20, in the us. Lewds are super illegal.

Comfy movie night sounds nice


| >>388371
While it is "having sex territory", it's definitely illegal, and not something you should do.

>>388390
Movie night would probably be nice. It would probably make people think badly about you, but since you're on this forum, you probably don't really have a social life anyway. Would probably be worth it too. Just don't fall down the path of temptation.


| Here officer, he's the degenerate.


| I have a similar problem folks. I basically didn't go through psychological puberty (thanks to overprotective parents) and I'm still a child inside. Children befriend me right away, no matter how old. From toddlers to teens. That includes both boys and girls. Will this cause me any problems in the future? Or should I start a career on babysitting? I'm 22 btw.


| >>388453
Well, there's a difference between being good with kids and being a pedophile. A 20 year old snuggling with some non-related 13 year old would definitely be looked down on.

When it comes to your situation, you should probably use that to your advantage and get a job in a field where you work with kids. You could probably do a lot of good with that.


| I don't, baaai~~


| NO LEWDS. KEEP IT WHOLESOME


| Op here

Fml.

Half way through movie, her head is on my chest, curled up next to me. She looks up at me and says "hey, anon there is something I need to get off my chest. I... I'm a lesbian."

GODHATESME.GIF


| We finish the movie in comfort but I'm sad.


| >>5cf466 I belived you story until thr part which she told you that she is a lesbo. Try again next time.


| >>388691 I shit ye not. It came out of left field and punched me in the gut.


| >>388696
Gut punch, coming right up.
>krank up the Karmotrine


| Yeah. Sorry OP. If you're trying to craft a believable story, that's just not how you do it.

1. Actually snuggling with that kid a few hours after it's recommended is just not realistic.

2. Why the fuck would she confess to you?

You started out good, but that last part is a bit of an impossible scenario. Better luck next time


| Treat her well. Keep it wholesome. Give her ice cream. Don't lewd.



Wait til she's 16 for that.


| >>388667 GAME OVER


| OOF RUINED THE STORY


| Nice try FBI.

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