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Most abnormal thing you shoved inside yourself?
| Self esteem.
| Beerbottle thick side first
| two finger
| Confidence
| pen
| Paraffin candle
| Smoll bottle like lotion bottle(?)
| well
toothbrush?
| a toilet brush with bumps
| I still wonder why i started putting red knex pieces in my ass when i was 10 fron there i went to pencils to screwdriver handles. Not even gay
| Screwdriver
| >>386203
Because prostate stimulation is pleasurable whether you're gay or not, no need to worry over it.
| I can't have a dildo in my house without getting caught, so I fuck myself with a sort of medicine measuring tube thing. If anyone has a better idea for a stealthy dildo, please let me know!!
| >>386555 I'm not>>6be937 but I have the same issue. Something that doesn't look phallic would be great. I'm 22 and my family is rather conservative and they love going through my stuff without telling me. I should have moved out already but it isn't an option in a few more years. Cucumbers with condoms are my best friends for now...
| >>386991
That's ridiculous. You need privacy as an individual. Tell your parents to keep the fuck off and move out asap
| pls i need some homemade dildos too. got any recommendations?
| Screwdriver handle. I realized years later that this was actually pretty dangerous.
| >>387063 don't use home made dildoes, they're dangerous because they can break off inside, and without a flaired base they can get stuck in you, hello emergency room story.
Just buy a nice dildo or use your finger.
| I once shoved a toilet brush and tried to clean the toilet in this way. the strangest thing is that I was 15 years old and I masturbate at the girls and I did not put things into the ass.
| a large superball, i think maybe a polly pocket once.. not because i was horny but because i could? lmao
| one of the super thick sharpies
| A hairbrush handle. Felt good.
| An "Sococo" coconut milk
Still stores it at my house, use it sometimes.
Btw the bottle is super resistant has already fallen down to the ground and never showed any signals of breaking
| >>387936
One of these days it's going to break inside your ass and you're going to regret it dearly.
| >>387962
One of these days i'm going to break inside your ass and you're going to regret it dearly.
| >>388160
One of these days i'm going to break your ass and you're going to regret not doing it sooner dearly.
| >>388307 what that's just soft muscles doing pression, I think it is less than falling to the ground, Wich haven't resulted in anything still yet
| >>388343 not just soft muscles, if you spasm during an orgasm you could easily destroy glass. They use a special annealing process on glass sex toys to make sure they're able to withstand the force. DO NOT USE GLASS BOTTLES, it's ridiculously dangerous. Is risking your ass worth the 30 bucks you save on a real dildo?
| 10 marble ball, I guess. Probably more.
| The nozzle of a pump.
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| What's the most abnormal thing you have put inside yourself to get off? For me....shamefully it was a nesquick bottle in my v....the shame I felt was heartbreaking after