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I'm horny and wanting to die
| g/u/rls*
| 1. This thread was already made.
2. What's wrong with you?
| just tell us where you live and we can have some emotional sex
| Make livestream where /u/ mastrubate and then you put your shotgun in your mouth and come a the final time in your life.
| I want death by snusnu
| Post address so we can fuck
| >>382552
Reminds me of that kid from 4chan (I think?) that livestreamed his suicide on YouTube. Blew his brains out with a shotgun if IRC, his mother walked into the scene later on, nasty shit.
| https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/shuaiby-livestream-suicide
| Orgasm ~90 times in a day and you will probably have a stroke.
| Hang yourself bitch boiiiiiii
| Join a comet sex cult. Fuck and then drink the Kool-Aid.
| >>384706 you shouldn't do the noose, try to at least get a Darwin award. Make a lot of thioacetone. It will be MUCH easier to hang yourself a few hours after you make it. It smells great!
| >>384706
Why make a noose when you can just blow your brains out? Quicker, more effective and you literally go out with a bang.
| do it in a public place for maximum effect
| Guns are too messy, just take pills and doze off. Also same
| easiest and the most painless death is CO poisoning. you can just jerk off, fall asleep and never wake up again. it's like a dream come true
| Just let a Brazilian Wandering Spider bite you
| >>385486 with most you will just cramp up and Luke and maybe get brain damage tho
>>385499 suicide chairs are a hell of a drug xD
>>385942 ya don't see much tho, bad angle
| >>385977
Just go meet up with your friendly neighborhood gun dealer, more expensive than buying it at Walmart, but who cares? You're going to blow your brains out later anyways, you won't need the money!
| >>382552
that sounds so fucking hot. imagine the barrel in the back of your mouth, shaking as you slide over the line, making you tremble and cry out in climax with a burning orgasm, then as your mind is still bursting with the hazy veil of exaltation, hastily and clumsily throwing your finger onto the trigger and ahegao in brain-numbing pleasure for one last quarter of a second before the metal explodes inside your head
| >>386750
slamming some lead into your brain, your beautifully red blood sprays the walls, and your last dying tremors are those of death and orgasm mixed together in one final dance of macabre lust.
your last moments, the closing act of your life, was an orgasm.
www~~~
| you all need help jfc what the FUCK
| BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS!!!
| Sometime danger/u/ surprises me. It always disappoints me, but this level of surprise is unusual. :]
| >>4bf9de
>>387368
>i posted guro shotgun supershort story
sorry, i'm not actually from danger/u/s. i'm a fake danger/u/s person. i have actually migrated over from another chan. i hope i'm not too troubling and i can stop posting if you want me to
i'm a guy too...
| >>387492
heh, just know that i'll be 100% respectful, promise.
no spamming.. no flaming.. no shitty content.. nothing illegal...
i noticed you could quote as many times as you want (>>387492) and it shows up as many times as you quote (right now twice if i'm not mistaken), so i'm not gonna abuse that because it'd be annoying.
i'm all about not being annoying.
pleased to meet ya.
| >>62b730
We aren't a homogeneous board. We are pretty diverse. From all over the world, techies and neets, commies n fashists, etc.
So do as you please <3
Sometimes we flame, we post allot of shitty content, and if you feel like posting guro then do!
Also there are no fake danger/u/ g/u/rls!
The thing the holds us together here is that we are all thirsty g/u/rls in the search of dick n traps <3
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