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Christian Thread
| Hallowed be thy name,
| Thy kingdom come, thy will be done as it is in heaven
| He shall grant us the gift
of anti-lewding
| Christ-what?
| LUCIFER, PUNISH YOUR ENEMIES, OH LORD OF THE NIGHT, DESTROY THEM ALL!
| Amen
| yeah i like bdsm
Bible Discussion and Study Meetings
| Modern greedy and hateful christianity is a blight upon the virtuous socialist teachings of Jesus of Nazareth.
| Catholizism wants young innocent boys doing lewd stuff with old men in gay costumes. But no homo!
| tfw no big tiddy nun gf
| Is it a sin that demons turn me on?
| I'm surprised that the prayer got that far.
| yeah, anti-lewd is great and all
but have you tried putting a dick in your mouth?
| ^
| I meant the post below that one, but you know that works too
| hi i'm muslim and lolis are legal for me
| >>379150 is it true you get like virgin loli heaven and stuff?! Because if it's true I will convert lol
| >>379185 yes, as long as you marry them. you can marry up to 4 girls and the minimum marriage age for girls is 10. after you get married, you can do whatever you want with them, as long as it's not anal, or bdsm shit.
source: living in a third world muslim country.
| >>379340 to do bdsm and anal in heaven. it is stated that every muslim goes to heaven as long as they don't commit one of the deadly sins. it is also stated that you can do anything, ANYTHING in heaven. suicide is one of those sins so that's why you live (if you're muslim).
| Our Father
Who art in Hell
Cursed be thy name
Thy kingdom upon earth has come
Thy will be done in hell as it is on earth
Grant us your power and might
And lead us into temptation
Deliver us unto evil
Thine is the kingdom of earth
The power and the glory
Forever and ever
So it is done.
Amen.
| >>380033 ikr. it's religionally allowed, but thanks it's not legal. though there are still some families who do it in some suburban villages in the middle east.
the worst thing is, most of these girls commit suicide only a day or two after the marriage. and according to islam, suicide is an insta-hell move, meaning you will never go to heaven even if you lived the most religious life ever.
| those girls lived that hell and once they finally escape, they're going in again. nope, not believeing that
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| >>5e38e3 I'm sure being sold as a child sex slave to men upwards of 80 years old was enough to divest them of all faith in God.
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| No lewd pls.
Let's pray
Our Father, who art in Heaven,