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Everything in reality that is a sex reference
| That thing bakers use to spread chantilly through the cake
| Calm down, Freud.
| Sex references
| Church towers are architectural penises.
How do you wash vegetables like cucumbers or carrots?
Also eating a banana can look very sexy. Especially if it's dipped in some sauce.
| Breathing can also be a form of blowjob,we ARE sucking resources from mother nature anyways right?
| Can phone become a vibrator ? Or a pen become dildo (even though its not THICK enough)
| I don't think an iron is particularly sexy.
| I can't believe none of you mentioned the shake weight yet.
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| Wall outlet to plugs, door knobs, any plug, the way bottled condiments dispense, marker tips and caps, those ceiling lights that have twistable nipples, analog stick nipples, filling your car with gas