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Best way to make a homemade dildo?
| Just whore yourself out to get free dicks instead
| Personal experience: carrots and cucumbers will work just fine as long as the sizes match
| Just buy a fucking bad dragon dildo that's on clearance, they're good
| A brush works fine
| Just make sure that it didn't detach just in case
| Screwdriver handle
| Just get a condom and stuff it full of toilet paper
| 3d print one on 3dhubs or something, then make a mold and cast it in poured silicone.
| Get a condom, fill it with water and put it in the freezer
| >>6a56e5 3dhubs is specifically for people who don't have 3d printers. It's a site that finds people close to you who rent out time on their printers
| Durian
| Don't. Use a real dildo, homemade ones can break off inside and send you on a trip to the hospital.
Also be careful to get a reputable dildo, cheapy dildos *coughjellydildoescough* might contain harmful additives that can slowly poison you from use.
| >>367895 well shit nevermind. wait, actually no shit. how many people have actually bought cheap dildo
and by the way >>f7000f i've been told it's ok as long as you use condom is that true?
| cut off your dick. presto
| >>368022 using a condom will probably make it safer, but I'm not very confident condoms are designed to prevent weird chemicals from leeching into your body.
You can read more about potentially toxic sex toys here if you're curious: http://dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/
| Just grab a pickle, put a condom over it, and there ya go
| A fucking drill
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| Just curious to see what kind of ideas are out there. Maybe I could save 10-30 bucks instead of buying a dildo
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