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I haven't had sex in 20 days.
| "Gonna make it" to what ?
| lmao same but replace days with years
| Try virginity
| Have you considered Jesus? Instead of sex?
| I haven't had sex in 13 years and I'm 18.
| I haven't had Jesus in 2 months and I'm going nuts
| I have never had sex.
| Didn't have sex for like 2 years now.
Got my dick sucked a few times in between but.. 2 years my dude.
| >>365823 laughed out loud. Can't say it's been 20 years, but I completely agree with the sentiment.
| I want my face smothered in vagina after a long period of time
| jerk off
| 22 few more years and ima high class wizard
| i have not had sex in 9855 days
| Dick is great and all, but have you tried filling your mouth with the word of the Lord?
| >>367604 jesus said fuck once while stunning his toe and when the word got out everyone got a little frisky
| Lmao. I didn't have sex for 5,219.5 days.
| >>367637 i bet Jesus would be great in bed. I mean he was hung like this *T Poses*
But then he got kissed by a dude, got nailed once and died.
| >Cries over lack of sex
>Not part of cuddle master race
step it up, OP
| When you reach 30th year, you turn into a Super Saiyan. Speaking from experience.
| I'm satisfied with my lack of sex. but I'd be more satisfied if I had s hot boyfriend filling my insides to the brim with warm cum and pounding away at me on the reg.
| Sex is cool and all, but have you tried playing Cards Against Humanity with your closest friends?
| I haven't had sex
| >>365823 >>365936 >>366134 >>366430 >>366614 >>366680 >>367307 >>367803 >>369192 >>369758
To all you people: SAME.
| You have no willpower. I once went 28 years without having sex. And then another 7.
| I've gone 20 years without sex.
I turn 21 in March.
| My ex has two penises.
| 27 years, I feel my wizard powers coming along nicely
| I haven't had sex for 19 years. Doesn't seem that hard to me.
| Never had one.
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| I don't think I'm gonna make it... How do people even last this long without it?