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Would you buy a used onahole?

| No? Then why would you fuck a used girl. Disgusting.


| Person =/= toy.


| Cause you don't buy people.


| I would, but the guy has to masturbate with it while I watch. I need proof that it's his used onahole.


| >>3b0701 I like her.


| >>359877
NTR onahole?
or I'm dumb...


| >>359785 which third world country did you post from?


| >>359908
Your mom's vagina.


| >>359931 Jokes on you their dads are gay and the biological mother has been dead for years


| >>359899 Onaholes are people so no. Not remotely NTR. Probably she just wants the other guys dick all over her.


| would you fuck non virgin girl? it's the same


| >>359950
You're wrong. Right before your post there is a living "your mom joke" in the wild. They became rare, but not extincted yet.


| I wouldn't buy an onahole in general and have sex with real women instead. And preferable these with "used" (=experienced) cunts. My dick is also "used". It's not starship enterprise to go where no man was before.
OP premise sounds either patriarchal or pedophile (or both, lol)
I mean if a women still is a virgin, there are only a few reasons why: parental control, no interest in sex, to young for sex, religious bullshit


| >>360372 I heard that girls pussy becomes loose after a lot of sex, so I imagine virgin would be tighter and more pleasurable


| You should all go look outside by an old shed or in a somewhat wild area for a plant that grows tiny little golden tomatoes and eat as many as you can pick. That should solve this.


| >>359931 You heard wrong. A vagina will only become loose after childbirth or injury. You should look up some sex ed vids. Here I'l link one:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CLJw05N0-TI


| Fuck meant to link >>360374


| >>360374 why do people still think this? if that's true then dicks should shrink the more you have sex


| But I don't buy girls, that's illegal.

>>360789 Why would a dicc shrink when you have sex??


| I would once I clean it good


| >>360836 idk why would a vag get looser when you have sex


| > a muscle that loosens with exercise
Suuure, that makes sense and is not retarded at all


| tbh who fucking cares is a gurls pussy is loose af? you won't even have any chance anyways so why even bother lol, all of you are pathetic.


| >>360878 are of you scared that a "loose" pussy will be to big for you "massive" cock?


| >>360374
That's bullshit. I was with an older (just 2 or 3 years) hippie women and she had sex with many man (even much older) before me. And she was tight as fuck.
Bonus: She knew some awesome moves to "reload my gun" when it was shot. I mean I just get hard writing about it^^

I was never with a virgnin, my dick is average sized and it was never "loose".


| >>360914 could you share with us her methods of "reloading your gun"?


| >>360930
I dunno how to explain. It was somehow the way she moved (her hips)... Also her body was in a good shape. And her smell was somehow exiting. A bit like a pine forest. Adventurous... Im getting hard again thinking about it. I hope we cross our ways again once :) (she lives far, far away)


| >>360976
I'll take the natural, earthly aroma of a trap's anus over some fake pine forest smell any day.


| >>360995
Oi... Trapholes are not for sale, are they ?


| >>361130 I guess they are, but they're not really relevant in the meta anymore. Usually you're better off with the Solemn brigade because they've basically no response and they're much more versatile, even if they don't banish. You're not really gonna plus off of any Trap Hole unless you play against a deck that is hard countered by it (like pendulums), so you might as well play other removal and negation effs that aren't as slow and restricted.


| >>361167
I don't fuck with these decks tho.


| >>361167 Even then, traps in general have been too slow for almost two years now. Hand traps are where it's at. Ghost Ogre & Snow Rabbit is generally better against the pendulum decks as of master rule four. Strangely enough, Ash Blossom & Joyous Spring has felt really bad against pendulums because they search so much. You're looking at Desires, Wavering Eyes, Astrograph, Star Pendulumgraph, Duelist Advent, and Wisdom-Eye. Too much. You keep it in though, so you can hit Call.


| >>361798 The reasoning behind sideboarding out Ash Blossom is that, because they have their ludicrous ability to search their scales and to grind through disruption, you're never going to be able to cut them off of them. Instead, you just want to not over-sideboard, commit to executing your own game plan, try to negate their Needlefibers or stop their pendulum summons, and maybe board in Anti-Spell or something.


| >>361800
Serious traps are the best.


| >>360995
Are you a dog? Because usually dogs love to sense the smell of others anuses.

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