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My water bottle just told me it's a virgin...

| How do I break up with it?


| Throw it in the trash


| >>356994 Always remember to recycle your water bottles.


| Shove your pussy in it, problem solved


| Start by breaking it's seal


| >>357267 Like this?
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/17/d9/23/17d923d8be8ab51fccc67d25a9b8f7ba.jpg

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