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My girlfriend just told me she's a virgin...
| Start by breaking her hymen.
| Hahaha what a fucking loser she is!
| Told her that you don't date sluts
| you're a fucking idiot
that's literaly the stupidest reason to break up with someone
| This thread seems familiar...
| Bring over a bunch of dudes for a gangbang so she can gain exp fast.
| Give her to me
| Didn't someone make a thread like this but with it being someone's boyfriend instead of their girlfriend?
| Call her a liar, and accuse her of sleeping with a bunch of guys. Insist that every girl does this, and that's how you know! She won't even speak to you again.
| Maybe instead of dumping her, you could use this opportunity to go on an an exciting new adventure together with her. With her consent you could teach her sex, care for her, and hold her close. One doesn't get very many opportunities like this.
| This is a reference to that first dumb boyfriend virgin thread
| Take a big ol' razor and unzipyour chest cavity. You deserve it :3
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| How do I break up with her?