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Why is hentai dialogue always so bad

| I could be reading top tier vanilla shit and someone has to go and say smth like "leak your penis semen into my womb" like wtf


| Translation issues I guess.


| >>353331 does it actually sound good and coherent in japanese?


| >>353355 nah you can hear them say weird stuff like pussy-mouth in Japanese


| Hentai doesn't attract Hemingway types.


| Every hentai: "I'M CUUUUMIIIIING"


| First: it's porn, not Shakespeare.
Second: it's dirty talk, not Shakespeare.


| >>356101 Shakespeare wasn't high brow during his time. So like it or not, someone a few hundred years from now will look at our hentai and think it's exotic olde high culture


| >>356124
It wasn't high brow, but it also wasn't "IMPREGNATE MY BOYPUSSY, ONICHAN!!".


| Maybe it has to do with cultural differences, maybe the japs find all that dirty talk hot as fuck but to us sounds really cringy


| >>356389 im pretty sure that Japanese people find the way pornstar moan in western porn gross


| >>356390
To me it's the opposite, JAV dirty talk and moaning is kinda sexy, American/Western porn on the other hand is absolutely boner killing nasty.


| >>356205 "Wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?"

Basically Romeo said "Are you just gonna leave me without fucking?"


| >>356668 >>356205 >>356124 >>356101

httpss://e-hentai.org/g/1106252/aa3c87444c/


| https://e-hentai.org/g/1106252/aa3c87444c/ whoops I messed up


| >>357754
>>357756
This is beautiful. We need more of this shit.


| >>357756 I need to make a fandub of this. I'm a voice actor.


| >>358037 Do it and post it in a new thread


| All dirty talk is trash.


| That translation group is great.


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| From my experience with eroge, japanese writer has no imagination and had to express everything through dialogue like "YOUR PENIS IS GOING INSIDE MY PUSSY!!" (no shit dude)


| Because the characters are way too high in sexual ecstasy that they couldn't make any less sense.


| >>360636 that post sounds like hentai dialogue


| >>360786 what do you expect from a hentai thread


| >>358037 I'm so hyped!

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