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suicidal and horny

| who wants to watch me jerk off and die?


| me plz <3


| does anyone else fantasize about being a contestant on a gameshow where losers get fucked to death


| >>346238 now i am


| I wanna be tied up and strapped into a guillotine and fucked in both ends by pretty dimmed and have to hold back from cumming until they do or else they'll take my head off~


| pretty DOMMES what the duck phone


| how am I supposed to be horny and deathseeking like this if the phone keeps ruining it


| >>8ed965 lol what if the guys dick who was throat fucking you got his dick chopped off by the guillotine


| >>29d806 even better


| Odd combination.


|


| >>346260 best combinationn!!!


| >>346260 well issa pretty gud


| MonbakaS


| >>8ed965 yep


| >>346271 I too had this concern... or what if they were both leaning in over the fuckee such that all three heads passed the chopper at different heights. Technically four heads would roll if you count the penis head rolling out of the severed esophagus. Five if fuckee was getting DP from front and back. Pentakill!!!


| >>346191 is OP dead? I'm also concerned about the lack of clarity on who will be dying. You might say it like "who wants to watch while I jerk off and die", or "who wants to watch and die while I jerk off". It's an important distinction.


| >>349703 im not dead yet because i have to work a bunch this week

to clarify, i meant who wants to watch me jerk off and then watch me die (at least inside)

the offer still stands


| >>349710 how do we apply


| >>4e2912 if it's just inside, then sure, I wanna watch


| I want to be choked to death while fucking


| >>349837
you send me dickpic on discord


| >>346238 how could you do this to me?


| >>350084 send discord name plz <3


| OP i suggest you get a hobby,may improve your mood


| >>351550 i already have hobbies, anymore would be expensive


| wtf is wrong with you all

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