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Do people actually have sex?
| Not as far as I know. I'm not sure where people got the idea sex was anything more than a feeling in your head.
| Nah your parents only thought if you into existence
| *into
| If course not. Most married couples keep with a divider between them in bed, if they even share a bed. Everyone knows once you're married you just pray really hard and God will send a baby down from heaven to you.
| i always thought it was the eggs
| zex iz whn u toch hends and de pengun brngs ze babus, mah mum tol me UwU
| Yeah, people actually have sex.
| :(
| No they don't. A living proof.
| I think only Chads and Stacies do. You know, those special people who don't actually get exhausted by being around people and social occasions.
| Damn Stacey, she always steals my man.
| Of course not. Why would people actually smush their peepees toghether, that's disgusting. Only porn actors do that because they are paid. Other people just secretly agree to pretend they had sex for social status, and then called a secret lab is NASA to build one human baby for them. What the hell did I just write
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| I thought it was one big joke people just say to each other, like "haha, we had sex!" But do people actually do it...?