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So sex...
| Er... Panky. Hanky panky.
| You kiss and a baby comes out 3 weeks later.
| how do pippip the diddly doo?
| u dnt, muh mum tol me tht a pengun coms with bby too monts after tochin a grills hand UwU.
| >>338472 nuh uh. Your mom lied to you. My mom told me that when after you kiss the baby comes out of the ladies mouth and it only happens if you're married
| You use your foretentacles to squeeze her at the crotch, then secrete green goo until you see pixels everywhere.
| If your hair touches someone else's hair, you might be pregnant.
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| How does one do the hanky lanky?