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This girl from 1000 Ways to Die is my waifu and I lewd the shit out of her.
| Look like the kind of girl that would fuck someone if they pay her implants.
You sure you want her as your waifu?
| >>333840 Totally. Connie is a girl who revels in her sexiness before her bad luck brings her down. Her mishaps turn me on and make me want to protect and fuck her.
| Top tier shitpost
| >>333860 actually I'm serious. Connie is bae. Especially during breast expansion. https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/1000waystodie/images/8/81/IMG_2560.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20140831194444
| You can probably meet the actress who plays her. She must be much older now, though.
| >>334003 I could. But the actress and character are different. Although I wouldn't mind if she role-played for me. <3
| You do you
| Did you write fan fiction about Connie? Before she dies, I mean.
| >>334143 I do. But they're usually about how she survives. Like how she makes it by Vegas but people know her as the "Blow Up Bimbo". Or how she has gigantomastia instead of implants.
Before her scene, she's usually a dirty-minded college student with A Cup Angst before getting the big titties she wanted so badly.
And of course, I insert myself as her boyfriend.
| >>334168 oh I never uploaded them! although maybe I should consider it if even one person is curious.
They're usually dumb and self indulgent. The dumbest and most self indulgent fantasy I came up with was a planet full of Connies. Each one with different breast sizes and kinks to match.
| I need to read those fan fics
| are these images for ants
| Fanfic update? :D
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| For the past 9 years, I obsess over this character Connie from 1000 Ways to Die. Her tits would expand like a hentai character. I would always fantasize about her and draw my own hentai.
I still like other girls IRL, but damn I'm never tired of this one. If it were up to be, she'd have her own doujinshi series.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/1000waystodie/images/e/e6/IMG_2548.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20140831194149