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I just found out my boyfriend is a virgin.
| Why? You can fix that right away.
| Fuck him, dominating a virgin guy is one of the greatest pleasures one can have in earth
| Blow his fucking mind away, fuck him so hard he’ll never forget you
| Even if you do a bad job, he won't know!
| i'm not sure what's more surprising: that breaking up with someone over being a virgin is a thing or that you actually got with him to begin with if you're like that.
is he 30+ or something? i'd sort of understand it in that case, but even then, that's pretty grim.
the funniest way would be showing him this thread and letting things go downhill from there, in any case.
| Hey bf guy I have ur back it's ok
| fuck I would love to have virgin bf
| >>331758
>break up with virgin guy
You're really stupid huh.
You can mold him into your sexual desires.
| Blindfold him as part of some kinky play and prank him by having another guy take his virginity.
| >>331758 tell him your a virgin too,pop his cherry, promise him that the next time you two fuck he will be the one popping you, break out with him but keep being as sexual as you are now with him, eventually he'll ask you for sex, tell him that you want to lose your virginity on your wedding but that your up for everything else, look uninteresed on everything, when he ask you what's wrong demand to get eaten on, ease him up until he can't cum without you fucking him with a strap on
| >>332137
I understand her/him. Once I had one, I prefer more experienced partners.
I never was a big fan of this innocence of virginity and all that pedophilized shit. I want to put my dick into a hairy jungle, let it rage in the wet forest-cave of a wild grownup women who knows what she wants. Power-Sex!
| Why is being a virgin an issue...?
| Guys. It's a badly made troll thread. No one would fucking break up with someone because they're a virgin.
| edge him until he is a whisper away from cumming then break up with him before he has a chance to nut
| If anything you're lucky he likes you that you're not a virgin you sinning SCUM kappa
| >>332424
I'm sorry to have to break it to you my guy, but there are actually people who are like that. Also, if we were to ignore every troll thread on /d/, then /d/ would just die out.
>>332200
Virgin doesn't mean that you're not hairy. I don't know where the fuck you got that from, but it's fucking hilarious. Thank you for all the joy you have brought me.
| >>332703
>Virgin doesn't mean that you're not hairy. I don't know where the fuck you got that from, but it's fucking hilarious.
It's not hilarious. Where I come from, virginity is for girls and girls are not hairy. Shaved pussies look (and feel) like girlish virgin pussies, not womens. It's like men without beard looking (and ferling) like boys.
| Un-virgin him
| >>332717
You seem to confuse the word virgin for child. Virgin just means that you haven't had sex before.
| >>332733
Well, at least it's pretty unusual beeing grown up and virgin, while it's pretty normal for children.
| >>332751
Yeah. Most children are virgins, but a lot of virgins aren't children. Also, I'm not sure what you mean by grown up. There are a lot of people over 18 who are virgins.
| >>332196
If all you want is strapons and cunny you might as well give up on your elaborate plans and just hook up with a girl.
| >>332899
I have an intervention here! I am Norwegian. Pure viking blood. So let me just say that all vikings are not that dumb. The Swedish vikings however. That's a different story.
| >>333243
Jag Älskar Sverige!
Why are you calling me dumb, my scandinavian viking brother?
Dou you like your women like children too? I don't understand this southlings...
| >>333379
Jeg liker ikke unger. Jeg er ikke pedofil. But virgin an young is not the same thing.
>>333392
Good to see a fellow viking with some class.
| I seriously am unable to understand people who are into hairy cunts. Maybe I had a bad partner but all the hair just feels... awkward, the feeling of hair on the shaft is plain unpleasant. Shaven skin is so nice though, smooth and nice to touch, an absolute pleasure to rub and hear the moans that follow
| >>333539
I'm growing one. I'm a young viking boy. I'm also a virgin, if that's relevant to the conversation. I'm making decent progress though.
| Oh god! I'll buy him from you!!!
| You're an asshole
| Yeah...definitely show him this thread lol
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| What's the funniest way to break up with him? lmaoo