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how i can say to a girl that i want nudes?

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| Either "send nudes" or like if you're texting her or especially Snapchating her and she says that she just took a shower just be like "damn, that's hot" then say "lemme see" or something to that effect.


| Undress, you sow. Obey your master like the masochist bitch you are.
If that doesn’t work add a pretty please at the end


| That way also works about 1/3 of the time


| I want to see your vagina and naked cheat


| "I require pictures of your unclothed body for biological study ASAP. Without them, my whole research would be meaningless, and its potential - wasted. Do not miss this opportunity. Should I not receive them soon, there will be consequences on a massive scale."


| You don't. If she likes you, she's going to send them herself


| No she won't


| >>300698
It's not like this lol. At least with teens you ask for nudes yourself


| How bout
>Send nakey picks çüñt


| You don't.


| Some people are such exhibitionists. It's an ego thing. Don't indulge them.


| What if they're hot though?


| Ask for her pgp public-key. If she's worth it she'll understand.


| Take the nudes yourself. Seduce her and photograph her during sex.


| Don't.


| By blowing your brains out with a small caliber weapon.


| Tell her: I would require photo of your naked body for masturbation purpose. Help a brother in need and don't let me have a sad masturbation.


| If she do it, the chance of you fucking her in the future would be rather high


| Wait on a Chad scale of 1 to 10 where would you be


| "Show bobs and vagene"


| "I will fucking rape you if you don't send nudes"


| >>302922 that'll get you big dick Bob's nudes at the big house bit not sure much else


| Sapnu puas.


| Don't


| Never encourge the creation of digital nudes


| Say you want nudes, she'll hopefully say no and block you like you deserve.


| Ok, never come to this place for advice on anything pertaining to sex, women, or anything of the sort. You'll just get dudes like >>05b3e0 >>37772a >>8b9f17 >>ea8066 >>622b50 >>abfece >>048d4a >>bc4b5b >>76d424 this. Bottom line is if you want nudes ask for them. This thread didn't need to be more than one post long.


| >>304315
(I'm >>05b3e0) I gave him/they good advice which is don't think you can treat women like nudes dispensers, and not get blocked or told off.


| >>304447 God fucking damnit


| >>300244
>"hey sorry just got back from a shower"
>"nudes pls"

this thread is bona fide autistic


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| Sends dickpics


| Open bobs snow bitch


| Life was so much easier with msn though you had to be weary of keyloggers


| >>303841
Flip your screen...


| Don't, you horny creep


| >>27565d translation: "you can't be sexually attracted to women."


| >>305622 So true.


| Say
"oi bruv, ya mind YEETIN ya knikas for" me?


| >>300768 perfect, lol


| >>304527 best thread much rofl


| See nakey


| Preferably start with the word please.

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