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there's a irl loli i like
| Describe her looks in a bit more detailed fashion.
| Just talk to her, and ask her out on a date. As long as you aren't creepy, she'll probably say yes.
| chat a bit, maybe ask her contact info. get coffee with her after lectures or something. Get to know each other
| >>296946
she's blonde, has brown eyes and is flat chested. i want to talk to her but i don't have the guts for it...
| Well first off, you should slap your dick with some raw hamburger. Look into a mirror and say "I'm the hentai master now" then with a final burst of energy, girl yourself off a balcony or other location that is high from the ground. Fuck yourself- big daddy.
| Just follow her wherever she goes.
Over time she'll grow fond of you, that's just how people work.
| I'm curious to see what happens
| Bring something related to something you've talked about and show it to her? Be all like "you mentioned you were interested in X". Don't do this two encounters in a row, though. Also ask polite-but-nonstandard questions, like something that interests you about what she's studying. We have the beginnings of friendship! In my experience introverts tend to want some trust in place before even going for a coffee. At this point try to read her interest.
| Build a mono blue deck in a card game like pokemon or magic
| >irl loli
>she's not underaged
Fucking clickbaiting son of anon e
| Show her your favorite loli hentai, tell her you want her to be your little loli lover and do everything in the hentai you showed her. She will swoon and be yours for life until you grow old and she looks like a wrinkly 7 year old who smells like pee and raisins.
| op here. i can't do anything since it's sunday today, but tomorrow i will talk to her no matter what. i'm just gonna say "i heard that you like card games" or something like that. i'll keep you updated as soon as possible. thanks everyone for your advices!
| What does card game means. Between pokemon/magic/yu-gi shit and exodus/tanto cuore/star realms shit there is a fucking world...
| >>297587
i don't have much info but it's most likely mtg, yugioh or pokemon. i've got a pokemon deck or two from my childhood lying around so i hope it's pokemon.
| Meh, if it's pokemon don't simply (since you have some deck) go like hey i have a deck, we can play sometime. Be more like you never really had the chance to play it but were/are interested in starting. I mean, going like you know your stuff about something you don't would only get you troubke in the long run.
| >>297603 you're right. i think honesty is the most important thing in a relationship and i don't want to do something i will regret in the future. thank you for your advice!
| >irl loli
Nop-
>not under aged
Op you lying fuck.
| >>9e4d93 No I love loli, just not underaged real life one. Cause those are child and a child shouldn't be lewd on. Its just wrong. Again fictuous one are great.
| >>297617 Just going up to her and say I play pokemon as well would be kind of awkward, just casually say something about if it’s true that she plays pokemon or something and then tell her you’ve wanted to get into it for a while and give her an subtle open choice if she wants to get into pokemon with you
| >>f30aa6 Search for Pokemon TCGO on Google and download the APK then learn to play like a boss without the need to invest money
| One part of me is kinda jealous and wants you to fail.
But the other part wants for you to succed, good luck, show the world lolis are precious.
| >>297581
>No mention of liking loli
>No mention of lewding underaged gurl
>Just correcting OP/pointing out that she is using the wrong term
Somehow is a pedo
>brain.exe has stopped working
| >>298087 May have came out harsh but since I've stumbled on a thread about "irl loli" where pedo were talking about their future trip to Disneyland to see upskirt of 6-8 years old childre, I don't mess with people talking about underaged irl loli
| Fictuous underaged loli can be seriously hot but that should never cross into the real world
| >>298140 One time I was in a playground and I was 10 years old and my mum called me down from the ladder when she saw this old guy peeking up my dress. Creeps are everywhere.
| ok guys, op here. i kinda fucked up... i tried to talk to her like a creep and she just went away. oh well, i didn't have much expectations anyway.
| >>298457 creepy in what way? maybe she will forget it after some time and you can try to approach here again
| she and her frien were walking and having a conversation. then i approached her and suddenly tried to join the conversation with a weird smile on my face. they just stopped for a bit and her friend broke the silence by saying "uhh, yeah..." and they quickly walked away. it was so awkward and i just wanted to kill myself...
well, i'm good now. i knew this was gonna happen anyway. i guess that's it gurls, the story is over. thank you for wasting your time for me!
| >Intruding in another conversation
Damn OP, in what ficticious dimension would you think that'd work, not in the third one,for sure.
Just wait until she's alone and apologize if you still have some hope.
| Let me try to charm her with my Magic the Gathering kithkin rush deck, makes ladies moist. my first girlfriend got me into the game, and she was cute
If all else fails OP, just be bully. Crouch down a bit to get on her level, talk to her like a child, and give rough headpats. Give her loli-pops only when you want to reward certain reactions to your bully
| >>298508
yeah yeah... i will apologize for sure. i can at least do that properly.
>>298511
whoa dude, what a great idea! you should've told me before!
hahaha..
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| Like you'll ever get a gf you worthless, degenerate, inbred, inhuman being
| For one second I thought I finally found someone I could relate to. This loli you talk about is too old smh
| OP just tell her you just wanted to talk to her but you were too nervous and thus fucked up
| Usually honesty is the best way to go to both approache and win a girl
| Go for ir anon, actually I'm in the same situation with a gurl here on college btw loli too, we talk each other everyday, she's pretty nice with me, found recently she's single sooo keep us updated pls
| >>298508
>>298507 You should’ve just came casually there and say something that you’ve seen her before and want to know her, like a very casual talk. Instead of just coming up there and smiling creepily
| op here. tomorrow, i will apologize first. then, just like >>d5ea1b said, i will be honest and hopefully have a small talk with her. thank you all for supporting me with this!
| >>5f0c72 nah. He should not. Just a reminder, she was in a talk with her friend. You don't barge in like that... I mean, op said they see each other and did exchange few words. He could have been patient and wait for another casual opportunity.
| op here. we took the same bus after school today so i was gonna approach her and apologize for what i did yesterday. but i saw her with a guy from her class, so i didn't do anyhing. they might be friends, i thought, but i knew from a friend in her class that she often doesn't talk to guys and since she does now i think this time i really fucked up. i also heard that that guy takes taekwondo lessons.
well, i'll just leave her be from now on. she was out of my league, i guess.
| sorry to disappoint guys, have a nice day.
| It has only just begun if you have NTR fetish.
| I don't want off this ride yet :(
| Well... You gave us nothing meaning you were done. But it's your call. Have more luck/fun/whatever in the future.
| >>299433 It's not like he would attack you out of the blue for absolutely no reason so I still think you should talk to her. Try to befriend her if it's her boyfriend and just wait for your chance after that.
| That and she might have legal loli friends... just saying
| i didn't fully give up yet. if i see her alone, i will apologize and say that if she gets uncomfortable when i'm around i won't talk to her again. i hope she will say something like "no, it's ok" and we will become friends! if that guy isn't her boyfriend then i might ask for her phone number, perhaps even a date? our summer break starts on friday, so i only have 3 days left. that's why i'm being a bit impatient. i will try my best from now on!
that is, if that guy isn't her bf...
| If he is, tell her you want to be her husband, not her bf
| I think you're like me and whatever you'll do you'll come out as a creep cause you lack confidence. Hope it will go good. Good luck and god speed.
| No. U.
| >>299591
yeah dude, i really need some courage.
>>299648
i don't think i can reach his level tho...
| Jeez
| JESUS CHRIST JUST FUCK HER YOU DAMN PUSYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
| alright, op here. i just apologized her and she said there was nothing to be sorry about. i think i'm doing good!
| >>300612
You recovered from spilling spaghet, good job. Anything else she said? What're your plans now?
| she looked like she was in a rush, and didn't say anything else.
maybe she was just trying to kill my hopes?? i don't know...
| for some reason you remind me of that shy guy from this anime lol
https://youtu.be/kLunRSaHdZY
| >>300769
lmao you made me laugh for real xD
i don't know if i should be sad or happy about this but he reminds me of myself too...
| I would say that she possibly hates you now or she's just trying to be nice and not talk to you
| >>301803
i don't think she hates me, but yeah, she probably doesn't want to talk... i think i'm good. i'll just leave her be. even if i get a chance to casually talk to her in the future i'll just be friendly not flirty.
| >>299558
Oh god
Don't ever prime reactions like that. If you say "If I make you uncomfortable I can go away" you're preparing her to feel uncomfortable.
Why are you shooting yourself in the foot?
| >>301878
i didn't know what else to say...
she really doesn't like me at all, she's always in a rush whenever i talk to her, and never stops to properly listen what i have to say.
i don't know man, i gave up.
| Sometimes is better to let go. Been there, done that. Everything's fine.
| When she sends you nudes send it to us
| >>301923
Probably because of your first mess up, or maybe you have a poor reputation. But going forward and saying "if I make you uncomfortable I can leave you alone" you are being uncomfortable, tbh.
I think giving up on this one is the smart move, but try to follow some of the advices in this thread next time
| i think i might try again after the summer break. i don't know why, but i just don't want to let her go... this feeling, am i in love? i just want to be with her, talk to her, spend some time with her, i just can't get her out of my head...
i know things will get better, maybe i won't even feel this way after a month or two, we'll wait and see.
i will post a new thread after a few months and keep you guys and gurls updated. thank you for your advices, see ya!
| >>302062 stalk her to her house and make a giant I ❤️ U sign with your cum, that'll give her a good idea of how much you love her
| You'll get over her and find someone better hopefully. You deserve the best my dear op. And this loli won't cut it.
| you know what, i'm sorry but did you honestly think that was gonna work out? who would want to date someone who calls an irl girl a loli
| >>303452 >>303801
i didn't call her loli in person you know, i'm not that awkward...
>>303477 oh i love you too, my dear g/u/rlfriend <3
| a loli you say crawl back to your basement you pedofile and dont show your face around town ever again
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| she's not underaged, but a real petite and extremely sexy. she's 2 years younger than me and an introvert. i've talked to her a few times but we aren't friends yet. i heard that she likes card games and the color blue. what should i do, my fellow hentai masters?
i should also note that we're in college and only see each other in breaks.