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| I give something, then she would help me get a girlfriend, or at least break the dry spell I'm in. She goes on for a while, and I tell her I don't have any of the things to sacrifice. She then tells me that you can orgasm for Aphrodite, and says I should do it. So long story short, I don't want her to get mad at me, so I agree to do it. It's been a while, I'm at home now, and I'm about to start. She told me to tell her if I see anything or if I somehow get a girlfriend soon after.
| So I'm posting here before I start, and will update it if anything happens after. I don't think anything could happen, but who knows. I'll keep you all posted.
| Okay, so apparently for it to work you're supposed to have a representation of Aphrodite, I'll use a picture of a painting of her, and while you orgasm, to look at the picture and say "Aphrodite, Goddess of love and beauty, my name is ______ and I give you this offering", and then you've basically introduced yourself to her and given your offering? If anyone knows more about this stuff, please tell me. I guess I'll do this, see if anything happens.
| Can't wait to see what happens! I've heard about this before, hopefully it really works! I might give it a try if it does.
| u h h good luck dont get yourself in some supernatural shit and you should be fine
| en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_love_and_lust_deities
Cumming at the wrong God buddy.
I don't think that the goddess that only is interested in making couples, starting wars bacause of it and give life to a statue cause it was hot as fuck will care about someone cumming at her.
Then again, that maniac might think that you saw her so beautiful that you had to masturbate and help you because of that.
| this is one the most stupid things I read today
| I just finished and holy shit... I came, but I wasn't satisfied. It took me even more masturbating, even some anal, to be satisfied, and oh my goddess, that had to have been the most intense orgasm I've ever had! We're talking moaning and screaming in pleasure! I nearly passed out, which is very unusual for me. I said the phrase both times. I don't know if its just placebo, but I would not be opposed to doing this again.
| This is the most fucking stupid thing I have read since the weathermen's Manifesto.
| lol what the fuck
| This thread is stupid, OP is stupid and his friend delusional
| Just, why do you even post for complaining ? Pass to another thread, let that fellow g/u/rl enjoy herself. Not like it cost anything. The cancer is spreading these days...
Keep us updated OP.
| >She then tells me that you can orgasm for Aphrodite, and says I should do it.
At this point you should have pretend to have some sort of spiritual experience at the moment, which says that she is the incarnation of Aphrodite. Then you may have had really nice and unrestrained pagan sex with her, for the sake of the gods!
| >>298847 actually that seems really fucking unethical but really easy way to fuck, hell op may need to just ask her "can you help me to pray to Aphrodite?" And they would be fucking in no time, even though it should be Eros, god of sexual desired and attraction not the goddess of beauty and love, well she is also the goddess of sexually and procreation but I think Aphrodite will fuck something up just like she did in the Iliad
| >>298959 that's actually a good idea, I might try that... only if she agrees, though. Rape is not cool, kids.
| >>298998 Don't do it, she's nucking futs. May lead to more sacrifices/offerings to appease her etc etc
| >>299035 well, she has gone out of her way several times to make it clear that she, and no one else in her coben, ever sacrifice anything alive, apart from plants and such. I'm fact, she is a vegan, because she feels it's her responsibility to protect the earth's creatures. I eat meat, but she isnt mad or pushy about being vegan, shes actually pretty cool about all that. I don't see how this could backfire, and I don't think she's crazy, only that she believes in something I don't.
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| >>299064 "more offerings" doesn't have to mean making you not-alive. maybe she just hooks you up to a machine so your cum can be harvested over and over
| Haha impressive my guy
| >>299170 okay, first of all, where would she even get that??? And second of all, it's not just the offering, it's also the intent of the offering. If I don't want to give my orgasm, Aphrodite wouldn't receive it.
| >>299514 third of all, she follows this sort of wiccan moral code, something like, if it harms none, do what you will, and I think enslaving someone for their semen is considered harming.
| >>16363b g/u/rl you're wasting your time if you think you can debate/argue/whatever with that one.
| What a thread.
| remember to keep us updated when you ask her to help out op
| i'm curious how this will end.
keep us updated op!
| >>301128
Yeah, and don't forget to ask her to record it on video, so that it can be shared through the ether(net). I think it's exactly what the gods want...
| Alright, open here. I told her I wanted to go farther, and she seemed really excited. We burned some incense and she's helping me make an Aphrodite jar. I'm going to ask her about doing sex magick soon, if I can work up the courage (very shy).
| I'm rooting for you g/u/rl.
| All of you got trolled. Should have realized this post was bait as soon as OP said she had a friend. OP never has friends.
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| So I was talking to one of my friends, shes a pagan wiccan, so she believes in magic and greek gods and all that. I think it's kinda weird, but I try to be very open to her religion, even if I don't believe in it, and I LOVE to read about greek mythology. So we were talking about it one day, and she starts telling me about how she thinks I should at least try to talk to Aphrodite, and give her a sacrifice, like incense, flowers, she even said chocolate would do. She thinks that if