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I don't watch porn
| What you can't afford the internet or something? Lol.
| I only watch analog porn: Silent movies of cigarette smoking flappers taking white dickings from jazz singers in blackface. I never forget to crank the gramophone while I crank it!
| I only masturbate to half naked tribal women in national geographic
| I only masturbate to the pictures in the bible
| I once slapped my salami to Courtney Cox during an episode of Friends.
| I build little people with play-doh and make them engage in sexual intercourse then proceed the make my rod of pleasure shine with some lotion
| I fap to stick figures
| I only beat it to the holy bible
| I hear it your comments, that's right. Watch yourself.
| I masturbate to pictures in the biology book I got from school
| Sears magazine, underwear and swimsuit section. I rest my case
| Okay, its called HENTAI and its art.
| I beat it to eurobeat
| i dont watch porn
porn watches me
| i'm the porn
people watch me
| porn?
you mean irl hentai?
| Is watching 3D porn a cuck thing to do? You are basically taking on the role of the cuck.
| Purist? Like unless you'll have sex yourself you dont wanna watch it? And no fapping?
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| I only beat it to the old God of War sex mini games