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Something cute to do with girlfriend/boyfriend
| question:
how do i get a boyfriend?
| Ice skating! I've always wanted to go ice skating with a boyfriend, it's so romantic. <3
| Wakeup blowjob.
He loved it.
| Hug
| Is this the proper way to satisfy a rape fetish? Seems nice
| >>281027 romantic if you know how, otherwise its a fuckin nightmare, i was floppin around the entire rink trying to keep from attacking the ice with my face, while constantly falling and flailing, kids just skated circles around me laughing, then handed me a push broom for stability, which i promptly added to my arsenal of swinging appendages.
I had fun, made like 20 people bust into laughter. 10/10 would rip pants on ice again
| Murder
| Pair programming session
| Does snuggling on the couch that's way too small for two people count? I did that with my ex and I was going to fall off any moment, but somehow hugging on to her while being perpendicular to the couch allowed me to sleep comfortably for an hour.
...kinda missed that the most tbh
| Steal their car!
| Succ his/her dicc and call him/her gay
| good
| plot twist: the girl said the safe word every time
| randomly boop them and give surprise kisses
| >>282290 no gdi a safe word is something you say basically to tell the other person to stop.
because of course in rape pretend you're gonna say "stop" without meaning it.
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| Tell them to, in a random time and random day of the week/month, to rape you. Set up a safe word so you don't get hurt. It's so hot, it's exciting to not know when it will happen.