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Real life trap

| Yesterday I met my first real life trap and was deeply shaken. I always thought I was only into animated one but it seems I was profoundly mistaken. Now I can only think about him. How does he look outside of work, what kind of clothes does he wear. I'll try to keep this thread updated about how I feel about him until he leaves my mind.


| Continue to feel it in your soul.

Get that >boipussy and never let go.


| Woah. Is he cute?


| Yes he is


| Date her


| Date him*


| I follow some cute traps on the internet, but I have never met a real one :(


| u lucky


| I'm a girly boy, any discord friends?


| >>263882 share pics pls


| >>263897
ill send to whomever becomes my discord friend and gives me love


| >>263905
I share my photos for free.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/opU463nAXPGzW9Xy8


| >>263656 are you sure she isn't trans tho? Cause even if they're not one calling someone trap it's kinda a shitty move unless they are okay with it


| >>263916 this isn't a traps I was promised... :(


| I'm at work and was thinking about him so much I had to go relieve myself but I fear it's only a temporary countermeasure. I need to see him again...


| >>263919
I never said I was a trap. I only said that my pictures are free.


| Just add me on discoooord


| Honestly it may be a trans I don't know him, only saw him once. Didn't call him a trap in his face either cause it can indeed be a shitty move.


| >>263944
Have you noticed her bulge yet?


| No, since he work as a cashier it's hard to tell


| >>263983 try chat her up and flirt, report after


| What were they wearing?
Asking for Trapping reasons


| Fake nail with brown nail polish, cute girly glasses and work uniform


| >>264045
'~'
Well that doesn't help me too much. But i should have expected work uniform


| I went to his work again today wondering myself what I could be asking him. Sadly I was only left with the longing of seeing him again. I'll try again tomorrow...


| Wait why did my ID change?


| >>264216 your IP i think, it changes when you switch networks

good luck finding him OP! do you think he might be into you too?


| Who know 乁(´• . •`)ㄏ


| So, did you managed to talk to him Op?


| No but I'm gonna try again tonight


| I wish I had a trap sex friend. Never seen one in person, I only see them on the internet, living in rich countries. I live in Brazil. No pretty and girly boy around whatsoever.


| We can go to Japan tho, they have some cute fembois


| >>263942 you sound desperate darling. Did anybody took your friend position yet?


| Today I saw her again, we chatted for a while. I learned she preferred to be referred as her so I'll use that form from now on.


| We've agreed to meet up again tomorrow, I can't help myself but to feel excited about it. Like a child looking forward to it's birthday, time seem to pass so slowly now.


| >>265536 yay


| >>bf70df
no


| Get that good bussy!

danger/d/ believes in you!


| >>265536
Holy shit congrats, keep us updated.


| >>265530 You should just stick to "he", honestly.


| >>265758 who you gonna listen to OP, the person you want to fuck, or a random dude on danger/d/ ?


| >>265762 well use whatever pronouns it wants, but the dick is going to 've a strong vote towards "He" anyways. Especially when he bends you over.
ESPECIALLY when. It's bigger.
Might as well be honest here and save time.


| >>265766 is she is trans, it's she. just saying.


| femine benis is cute btw


| Good Luck OP in your love adventure! ❤️


| >>265630 give us a link then cutie, Im sure some lonely g/u/rl will add you, at least I will.


| >>265536 op we expect updates about tomorrow, don't forget us.


| >>357d1b so you where SHOOK?


| >>bf70df
b00t☭#8351


| >>8d1a1f Yes I was


| How did you know he's a boy?


| >>266374 didn't she ask him?


| >>266375 I would never ask to a girl her gender


| I could tell that Hideyoshi (baka to test) was a boy so...


| Just kidding, she didn't have a voice operation yet and since she's a cashier it was pretty easy to tell


| >>26cc30 >>265791
It's not healthy to be delusional.


| Tonight I'm taking her to a restaurant. Nothing too shabby but nothing too fancy either, 40 to 50 box for the priciest plate. I want to have a good time with her, not scare her away. Of course I'll be paying unless she really doesn't want to.


| >>266682 nice one, good luck!


| Make us proud gurl


| Tonight was fantastic, it went really well between us. She was so interesting I couldn't stop looking at her and almost forgot to eat. Her eyes are amazing and she's so cute that it certainly didn't help me think about my plate. I wanted to invite her home but I don't want to take this to fast. We will see eachother again this Friday.


| >>266819
What a nice love story


| >>266819 so cute but I’m afraid this is way too good to be true


| This is getting my heart horny.


| >>267185
>inb4 OP is just retelling the story of a yaoi crossdressing doujin he read 2 weeks ago. Very cute nonetheless.


| >>267266 if that’s the cae then she better share that link


| >>266819 I'm happy for you OP. You're living the trap romance drama life we all wish we could.


| >>267266 >>267316 Never read a doujin about that but there's probably a couple out there


| Today I woke up beside her. Oh blissful moment! I cuddled her more closely before my alarm woke me up. It was all but a dream and a body pillow. Oh body pillow why did you betray me once again...


| >>269381 this is too good to be true...


| >>269381
>I woke up
>before my alarm woke me up
Why would you turn the internet into a den of lies.


| >>269638
Damn i was tricked!


| Because I dreamed that I woke up but then woke up for real? What's hard to understand?


| why is the world full of lies :(


| >>269667 wait was the sleeping with her part a dream, or was the whole thread just a dream too?


| >>269964
^ Answer us OP, we're starting to feel bamboozled.


| The sleeping with her part


| And if the thread was a dream would I'd be the one dreaming of it or would you be the one


| >>270094 woke.. or better say slept?


| I don't know what's real anymore


| Op you starting to smell kinda bamboozley


| Today I woke up beside her again but this time, it wasn't a dream. She sleep so peacefuly with her small body cuddled in my arm. She smell so good I wish I could stay like this forever...


| >>270692
So did you pound that fucking hole or not, you liar?


| Totally did


| I'm pulling this card.

Pics or it didn't happen.


| >>270763
>>270775
Ooh! What are you gonna do?


| oh shit waddup it's that bamboozle again


| bamboozle thread confirmed


| Wait I'm supposed to post a pic of a girl I just met to prove a bunch of anon what I did or not?


| Yes


| >>271103 PICS! PICS! PICS!


| >>271103 one pic wouldn't hurt


| I'm calling shenanigans.


| Well then, congratulations on those who picked on early but I have to confess that except for the first post, this story was but figment of my imagination. Sorry I wanted to try my hand at writing and found inspiration in this. In other world bamboozled again.


| die in hell op


| Petition asking for op to get perma banned


| You won't attain heaven like this


| Was only planning to do a good story but too many people started seeing through it


| That being said, stop acting like you were mad and all. It's not as if you didn't enjoy reading this as much as I did writing it


| So if any of you want to know more about me I'm actually a straight guy who's been in a relationship for the past 6 year with a fantastical girl


| And who know maybe I'll start another thread somewhere ;)


| Lol another rl trap


| I enjoyed the first part after that it all got fishy like semen


| Ye, I liked it


| So feel free to drop any subject you want me to write on


| Bamboozled!


| >>272518
I've got a good subject: Us slowly realizing we've been bamboozled by OP, then ganging up on OP and each poster taking turns nutting in OPs boipuccy


| >>274038 I'm in!


| I'll pass on that one


| Unless you're all smol trap

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