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The best way to masterbate
| just don't masterbate about a month and then you do big and good cum. say no to sad cum(dg reference)
| use a fleshlight or ona hole
| Try masterbating with someones asshole
| I found better way, find a girl, how about that?
| Hump your bed. I call it leaning, been doing it for years.
| Fill your anus with jello before you masturbate. The mess you'll make at climax is intoxicating.
| Uhm what
| >>262606
Widen your anus with a dildo or use a cooking funnel. You can try a different substance if jello is too fragile for you.
Maple syrup works, but you don't get the same explosive effect when you empty it out if your rectum during orgasm.
| But tenga
| Buy* tenga
| Mastubate while watching out of your window. Bonus effect when there is a playground.
| Use odd rhythms, start off slowly, use your hips, etc.
| Get a prostate massage and try Cummings from just that
| Get a little sister
| Underaged g/u/rl
| Alright, I got you.
What you need:
Pillow you don't sleep with anymore
Knife/scissors
You're going to want to do this when hard, btw.
Take any and all pillowcases off of said pillow and on the top of the pillow near one end of it, cut a very small hole and put the knife/scissors away. Then, measure it up with your dick and rip the hole open until it is just big enough to fit but not so big that there is no form, otherwise you'll end up just doing what >>260657 does.
| The filling of the pillow feels so good on your dick dude, trust me. Go to town on that thing, fuck it against the wall, bend it over your bed, have it ride you while you lay down, make it call you daddy and fill that pillow pussy with your cum.
| >>262755
It's easier if you try it out once. If I had to describe it, it's like torrent of slime rushing out and touching all the sensitive bits of your anus. Combine the fact that this happens at the height of your orgasm and it creates an euphoric that is out of this world.
If you're afraid of the mess, you can try doing it in the bathtub.
| Can anyone here suck their own dicks? I would love to know how it feels
| Like sucking a dick
| But at this point just suck or get sucked by someone else because bending that much take most of the pleasure away
| My preferred way is to put the lit end of a cigarette into my penis at least an inch before jerking off
| do we have more tips??
| Buy a dog and get butt fucked
| I thought you meant like Taliban
| You know the way of starting fire with two sticks? The one where you need to spin the stick really fast? Try that but with your dick, it's the best my dude ❤️
| I do the same too and I always climax when my dick catch on fire
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| I'm getting bored getting off with my hand in my dick,and want to find a new, better way to cum