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Help wanted

| Where's the mysterious goddess dropping some kind of artifact to make any girl want to fuck me to the point of ahegao? I'm already a fat fuck with no social life.


| Go outside maybe you'll find it


| ^


| Find the goddess of time, get the timestop ability and your set


| I have a horsecock


| my left big toe is permanently numb =(


| I shall assist you on your jurny


| Keep praying maybe your goddess will appear.


| Hint: she may be residing in the realm they call Tinder.


| I mean you could pay someone. There's people with jobs for that kind of thing of you're just wanting sex.
Now a girlfriend is another story lol


| >>256160
Whale cock here


| too bad this place doesn't have a pm system, would honestly let you fuck my pussy as much as you'd like


| >>74dc5b who needs pm we can do this over here


| >>256028
How can you expect anyone to love you if you don't love yourself?


| >>260194 it turns out, the real fuck magic was self respect


| Pay prostitutes double the usual and you will enjoy your experience with them, even if you have a small PEINUS!


| Spend less time on comp and work out more and actually stick to it and you'll be amazed at how much your spirit will be lifted


| But how can i respect myself after all the shit I've done in life


| >>74dc5b >> that's kinky, would be awesome


| some people have made 10 minute emails to talk to each other without posting info on here :p

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