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♡Cute facts about flat-chested girls!♡
| How wholesome. What a nice fact.
| flat is justice!!!
| Woah :o CUTE. I require more facts.
| They also make good bartenders
| Flat = Best bartender
| But can they be hood pillows? Doubt.
| Sorry I'm sucking dick. "But can they be good pillows? Doubt."
| The more close to her heart the more year you get in prison
| Fact #2:
Soft pillows are bad for your neck, though flat-chested girls have thighs and ass for that.
| Fact #3:
Flat-chested girls with cocks are called boys.
| Fact #4:
Flat-chested girls and one-piece swimsuits are made for each other.
| Fact #5:
Flat-chested girls are girls, and that's enough for me.
| Fact #6:
You can bully her being a table until she lets you "see" she's not a table.
| I'm a boob man, so many people equate this to only loving big breasts, but I love flat so much more!
| this thread is wholesome
| Flat chested girls are less likely to get breast cancer and back pain!
| Which means less money to spend on medication. Which means more weed for us.
| Agreed
| Fact #77:
Flat chest ain't called "delicious" for nothing. Small amount of fat means more mammary glands density, therefore a higher quality milk.
| Fact #8:
A flat chested girl being envious of bigger breasts makes adorable faces.
| Flat girls are also the best traps
| Haha omfg
| Can you make a big chested one, so I don't feel outcasted
| ぺったんここそ正義
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| Keep going strong my fellow patricians, we must not let the fat-chested thread take over!
| Fact #9:
Flat-chested girls look incredibly young even in their 30-s.
| Everytime i eat hot cheetos and then i pee it burns why?
| Fact #10:
Flat-chested girls make the best wives. Fat-sagged roasties can't compete.
| Fact #11:
Flat—chested girls are more likely to want to bear your children, as giving birth may increase their bust, even if they're perfect the way they are.
| Fact #12:
Flat-chested girls are the best mothers who then become the best grannies.
| Fact #12:
Flat chested girls age better. When they were young they had bad chance with boys, so that they had to focus on other, often more sustainable qualities like character, intelligence, strenght and sexual skills.
| Flat chested girls are adorable. Truely, no reason for cow tits.
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| Fact 13
No lovely paizuris, that’s why flat chests suck
| Flat girls make me happy because they are cute >\\\\\<
| Best thread ever
| Flat is truly, justice...
| NAIZURI?
Why haven't I heard of this yet 0w0?
Plus, flatties have the sweetest armpits you could ever imagine!
| A flat chested girl can't calm her tits cuz she doesn't have any
| Flat = BEST
| We're losing to the fat-chested thread, people. We need to show the world flat is justice!
| Fact #44:
Flat-chested girls don't need so-called lingerie, bras or other consumerist bullshit for overcompensating roasties with fat sags. They can live solely on bandages, sticky plasters and striped panties.
| Fact #69:
When a flst-chested girl hugs you really tight, your cock presses against her belly and womb. She understands that and cutely blushes in the moment.
| Fact #46 When a flat-chested girl hugs you, she fits perfectly into the curve of your body, allowing for almost total body-to-body contact.
| Accept all sizes. They both have their own benefits.
| big titties mean less surface area contact when you're hugging. You only hug her titties. Thus, I believe that when a person hugs a woman with big titties, they are only attracted to her titties. Flat is justice. No titties=true personality and love.
| >>d6c7d0
Go be a promiscuous post-christian degenerate somewhere else like reddit or tumblr. This is a traditionalist pagan board. We love our women from first sight to death.
| >>d6c7d0
Go be a promiscuous post-christian degenerate somewhere else like reddit or tumblr. This is a traditionalist pagan board. We love our women from first sight to death.
| The fat-breasts thread is down. Flat chests win!
| Can I just say I absolutely love this thread. Please never stop
| The flatter a girl's chest the bigger her heart.
| you have to spend less on bras, and smaller bras come in cuter colors and styles
| I left this post only cause my id have only numbers. I wanna let it in my history. Sorry.
| Fact #42:
Flat-chested girls can cross their arms easier.
| Fact #34: kawaii desu~
| Fact #101: they can use men clothes more easily.
| Fact 45(?): No titties mean no back pain, and decreased chance of other, lesser men hitting on them.
| Fact π: Flat-chested girls are the best girls
| Fact #85956: if a flat chested girl gets very old, her tits don't hang like weird empty skin bags.
| Fact #2002 flat chested girls are more likely to lick their elbows
| Fact #4162: flat chested girls are easier to hug tight from behind when making love
| Fact #6302: flat-chested girls can pick up things, like boxes and groceries, without big boobs in the way
| Flat chest is like a desert, there's nothing there but its hot as hell.
| A flat chested girl can be used as a chopping board.
| Amazing!!!
| i like my girls flat like the earth it is, wait no-
| Flat chested girls weight less than those with lumps of fat, so they're easier to carry around looking for corners to fuck her on!
| fact #666: flat chested girls are more likely to be good cooks because they have nothing in the way.
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| most flat-chest girls are actually men with very long hair
| Fact #0 Flat chested girl are more likely to be loli than there fat chested counterparts
| I have bigger breasts but im really cute !
| Traps have all flat chested pro and are nicer :3
| Small chested girl have a 0.02% chance to have a smol penis
| Flat chested girls are sure you love them for how they are, not their breast size.
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| Fact #whatever: playing with flatchestgirl nipples is more hot than with fatchested.
| (X)
| Fact #69 They suck well
| Fact #n+1 Flat chested girls have more sensitive nipples.
| Fact #x++: Flat-chested is just better tho
| Fact #lolwut: flat-chested girls are more responsive to head pats and hand holding.
| petanko master race
| Fact #e^(πi): they tend to look younger.
| ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) heretics
| I wonder if we can reach the bump limit.
| What position would you fuck your piette waiting in?
| Fact : Flat chested girls can easily crossdress as a lovely shota.
| This is a thread I'm never taking out of my watch list
| "Flat" might be a bit extreme a word, but small are ideal. They are carried by elegant girls who usually have slender waists and shapey necks too.
| >>272153
Fact 386: When fugging a loli you quickly reach her bump limit provided your dick is long enough.
| Fact: flat girl is more likely to be an adorable loud chuunibyou which means lots of angry hugging.
| Fact #repetitive: Girls with flat chests don't get ugly saggy tits when they're older.
| >/////<
| Fact #1010: flat catgirls look more natural.
| Fact #$$$: If you love a that chested girl, her big boobs can't be the reason you love her.
| Fact #1011: A titfuck isn't enough to make me cum anyway.
| Since you can't have a conversation with a body part, it doesn't matter really.
| Fact: flat girls are cute as Heck.
| Any flat girls who would check these facts with me?
| Flat chested girls are more aerodynamic.
| I like both types. Flat or not, if she's nice and kind,i'd like her no matter what
| And plasmadynamic
| And realistic~
| Boobies :DDD
| This thread is never going to die
| Fact #1000
Girls with flat chest can be helpful at home. You can use her as table for cooking, writing, working, eat, watch memes, and do other tho he that you are doing with the table. Also you can use her as washboard.
| FBI OPEN UP
| Eyyy I have a flat chest :^)
| Flat chested girls are fun at parties!
| I literally only wear tank tops and bralettes
| Fact $F147: threads about flat chested girls are infinite and always relevant.
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| Fact ¶¶¶¶ : this flat chest thread will last forever
| Fact ilosthecount: nothing is eternal, except the perfection of flatness.
| Fact $£%¥: Forever Lasting Attractive Tits
| Fact 007: Flat chested agents can move and fight better.
| Fact #042: Flat-chests are the true meaning of life and everything.
| Fact 2049: They usually have small butts too, so when you love them you love them for real, not for their physical appearence.
| yeah
| Strongest fact #9: They're cute no matter how baka they are.
| Fact: They are more likely to be ticklish.
| Fact: if age is just a number to you then a prison cell is just a room and a criminal record is just a piece of paper with words.
| フラットな女の子は、実際にはかなり正直であるかわいいです。
| >>279413 I mean, sure, but flat with a smol butt is cuter anyway, so it's not like they don't look as good.
| It doesn't have to be sexual though. Some people just think certain traits look better. That's the lesson here folks. But flat is still justice.
| Fact #se7en: A flat chest can double as a table. With big tits, your plate would just fall off.
| Fact #[overflow]:
Flatness is cuteness overload.
Bonus points if shitty personality.
| Fact #flat: People keep talking about using girls as tables? Don't bulli, that would hurt their back. Speaking of back pain, flat chested girls won't get that in the way large breasted girls do.
| Fact: flat chested girls make for the best cuddling experience
| Fact Mmhmm: You use less massage oil on a flat chest, giving you more chances for a slip-and-slide adventure.
| Fact Mmhmm2: because she has small chest, you will spend less massage oil. Because you are spending less oil, you are saving more money
| Fact Mmhmm3: You can also save that money to give her presents showing how much you love her, this is an investment to get more cuddles and happier oily sex.
| Fact #420 I have flat chest :3
I have a feminine penis tho uwu
| Fact #burg: burg and angry burg are flat (and might be girls)
| FBI approves
| This thread is too pure
| This thread is still alive?
| Great
| Realtalk, flatchested girls are easier to hug than big breasted ones.
| Im very happy with the duration of this thread, it tells a lot about good taste, don't change g/u/rls, I love you <3
| What about chubby and fat flat chested girls?
| I have smol boobs and reading this made me super happy <3
| I don't know why I'm here.
| how smol do they have to be
to be considered flat?
| Fact #69, Girls with small titties/flat chested tend to have a phat ass
| Fact #666: Loli succubi are lewd af.
| I'm out if here...
| Of*
| Oof
| outta*
| Fact #10100: flat chested girls can cosplay as a wider variety of characters, they can use fake boobs when needed, but one can take off real boobs easily.
| they don't sag as mucho
| Fact #23: Girl's with flat-chests are automatically cuter.
| Fact #42: flat chest is the meaning of life.
| Fact #1: the larch
| Every fact: flat chested girl better then girls with big boobs.
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| Fact #1:
Wen a flat-chested girl hugs you, she's holding you closer to her heart.