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weirdest thing you stuck inside you

| I once stuck those pointer things teachers used in my ass (I didn't use the end with the hand).
Never again


| I put a headphones Jack in the tip of my cock when I was 5


| The headstock of my boyfriend's guitar into my cunt.


| Tube for something...

Never again.


| Toothbrush up my ass. Maybe not that weird.


| My soul


| My dad marriage ring, I told him if he wanted it back he had to fuck me to get it back


| Nunchuck.
It was on that daring site.


| >>253000 what


| >>253000 is that shit even possible


| Does my ex count?


| >>253769 only one way to find out


| a sock, i wish that was a joke


| Methane


| >>253167
I used to really enjoy scratching my asshole with a toothbrush. It also got out the shit that was stuck inside of the sub cracks inside of my asshole. Sometimes I like to do it when my fingernails get really long although sometimes I scratch a little too hard and cause it to bleed.


| What things did teachers use in your ass?


| One time I ate a penny


| An ice cube. Someone told me it'd be cool


| Screwdriver handle.


I was young and experimenting ok!?


| >>254303
I actually meant the other (no brush) end.
But now you got me intrigued. I will try that out.


| >>254303
what the fuck anon

why did i get turned on


| >>255861
Yeah, you really should do that. I've started it back up, still feels great as ever. I even tried doing it with my left hand and jerked off with my right. I still was able to blow a load right out into the bathtub.

>>255988
Maybe the thought of me and you scratching each others assholes with toothbrushes is getting you really really hard. Also does knowing I look like this turn you on more or less?

https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbet08X4qC1qgj6qoo2_400.gif


| >>255639 y'all know what's cooler than being cool?
ALRIGHTALRIGHTALRIGHTALRIGHT


| This is a very interesesting thread


| >>97d9b5 i dont beleave that


| A tampon up my ASS


| A long cotton swab. My rectal opening is surprisingly clean.


| Unloaded bullet, beer bottle, huge fist dildo that burst a hemroid, toothbrush, and razor handle


| As a trans girl I needed to improvise to get a orgasm in absance of cock


| I read all of this and I am so disturbed right now
Btw I never stuck any item in myself


| >>257092 You're welcome :3c


| I'm surprised someone else other than me put a screwdriver handle in their ass


| A frozen weiner.
...it was weird for me.


| I shoved part of a brush up my ass.


| Drumstick up the ass


| >>259315 like, chicken?


| >>255666 >>257680
Guess that makes us 3
/screwdriver/ board when?


| I love this thread.


| >>259530
Eyyyyy


| >>257691
Omg what about the poor guy?


| Pneumatic hammer...


| >>255666 >>257680 >>259530 >>259980
We we're just screwing around


| >>260270
Ignore the apostrophe


| A model air plane my grandparents got me. Thats normal right?


| Miniature baseball bat


| ...
I just had an idea to fill up my ads with marbles and then press them out.


| *ass


| I once put my ds stylus down my urethra.

It was a bad idea


| Putting anything inside you is pretty weird in retrospect. I think using something like a marker is less weird than trying to desperately get yourself off with your fingers in your butt.

That said, my fingers.

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