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How big would you want to be?
| I would want my dick to be bigger than earth so I can fuck space
| I'm completely satisfied with it the way it is now, regardless of how big or small others decide it to be.
| Just big enough so I could suck myself.
| a shapeshifting dick, so i could be any size at any time
| "Give me a dick big enough, i'd fuck the Earth"
- Aristotle
| "Give a man a dick and he'll suck for a day, teach a man to dick and he'll suck for the rest of his life"
- Sun Tzu
| Maybe about this big
https://youtu.be/egcXvqiho4w?t=2m58s
| "Don't believe every dick posted on the Internet"
- Vladimir Lenin
| “I really love sucking hobo cocks, I pretty much suck off like 20 every day”
-Your mom
| My dick is perennially growing so i want just stop it
(c) Putin
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| If your dick and balls could be any size, how big would you choose to be? The size doesn't have to be possible in real life.