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pwease help me i canwt fapp (´・ω・`)

| okie so i was doing a solo fucky wucky last nightw and my peepee stopped being hawd ( ・◇・)?. i was watching hotd episode 1(///∇///✿)(///∇///✿), when the zombie get his head explodewd by protagonist. i was weaching climax ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノbut wight at the end my pee pee went no no ùwú, would any decent g/u/rl(◕ㅁ◕✿) here do the lew/d/ with me? i weally want to cum(´∩`。)(´∩`。)


| What the hell XDDD


| >>212294 owo are you a girl???????


| O__O


| Shut the fuck up


| OwO *notices a bulge*


| >>212289 Downvoted. Rot in hell plox (´∩`。)


| >>212322 there are no girls in here... oy us g/u/rls


| >>212687 are you female???? why downvote(/□\*)???


| 何?。。。


| I see through the lies of the loli-chat


| I like you, OP UwU


| where u from little boi?
I crave some little per pee <3


| pee pee* fml


| Monokuma leave


| OP you have a talent (besides being gay). I coulda sworn that was a copy pasta.


| >>214695 thwank youヾ(^ヮ^)ノヾ(^ヮ^)ノ!!!! i weally love wwitin'(ノ>。☆)ノ, but my pawents say im a failuwe(_ _|||) and i downt undewstand why (´_`。) *sniff*


| >>214775 oh no!!!!!!


| Y'all need love. UwU


| yus UwU


| What the fuck is wrong with humans


| e̵v̵e̵r̵y̵t̵h̵i̵n̵g̵ nothing


| >>214775 I don't even know you and i already hate your guts. How do you even manage to type that without having a stroke? Pwease twell me.


| >>215332 op hewe!!! im sowwy about my iD (´∀`), im on mobile data and it doesnt stop changing!! (`_ゝ´)

My parents never really treated me that well. I grew up thinking that anything would be my fault, and that I would need to be punished for it. The only place that never made me feel that way was a RP group on deviantart. Furries, BDSM, you name it; I was there. Since I was a kid, I was already an expert within the kawaii-est languages, and this knowledge will be put to use here.


| >>215334 fuck this guy too real fast


| >>215343 *got too real


| >>215334 damn... thats too real for this kind of thread. Pwease Dwont bew sawd. we are hwere fwor ywou <33 8=D


| >>215356 awe you hewe fow... (^ω^)my peepee? エェ━Σヾ(・ω・´;)ノ━!!!!


| OMG THIS IS THE FUNKIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN HERE


| Its ok till u use condom.


| This is some high quality post


| I claim the name and title "Berak, Destroyer of Worlds". The first son of Grafga, Conqueror of Galaxies and heir to the throne of the Derros Empire. I shall claim this thread and expand the Empire. The inhabitants of this thread are all precious subjects for experimentation... No further words shall be given by I. VICTORY TO THE EMPIRE!


| >>2d0773
so.....
>can you fap now ?


| >>233421 OP hewe Good( ・ω・)ノmorning~, sowwy about the constant id change (ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)but i'm always on the move and whatevew, as fow yow question,

>Yes, In fact I had just masturbated a while ago, shooting right on my face (didn't expect that) and cleaning it all off with my tongue, getting hard again only from the smell of my own cum.

othew than that i'm pwetty good(。・ω・。)!! hope you awe enjoying yow weekend(=⌒▽⌒=)


| OP. Teach me the ways of Moe writing! I need to annoy my boyfriend with your kawaii smilies! ^w^

Please orz. I need that skill!


| >>235450 change 'r' to 'w' and don't forget to use a lot of kaomoji. Simple


| >>235461 Aha. (⌒_⌒;)

Alwight! I can do it! ╰(▔∀▔)╯


| I feel like I can't read the OwO shit normally after today


| >>235832 UwU


| Yew could weally up your game with some tildes OPee~~~ <33


| (ᗒᗩᗕ)sowwy but tildes dont get me hawd (。-ω-) but hey gotta wespect what yowe into(´ω`。)(´ω`。)


| >>236148 also OP hewe!!! good news evewyone(๑• ω•), i can finally fappy fucky myself again☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆! appawently i was fapping to much( ✧Д✧)OMG!! but i took a bweak and now im twying to be mowe wesponsible about it(´∀`)!! thanks fow yow company ÚwÙ(*^ワ^*)


| This was a nice read.


| >>236155 nice, keep us updated


| >>236155
Woah :3 what a journey that was, gurls. Hope to see you soon uwufag


| Bend over, I'll fappy fuck you myself.


| >>238053 ∑ヾ( ̄0 ̄;ノ∑ヾ( ̄0 ̄;ノpwease do>>59a6b2-san!!!! (*^3^)/~♡


| :eggplant emoji:


| hewwo evewyone! ( ・ω・)ノ~sowwy about my id thing(_ _|||) , but i guess u can just tell its me by my adept use of owoposting, hmmm?(≡^v^≡) today i have only played viayd and watched animu(ノ≧ڡ≦)(。・ω・。) hope /d/ is doing well!!!1


| kill urself


| >>240025
You're such a qt


| Op ur queen of danger/u/ never change


| >>240387 OP hewe!!!(=⌒▽⌒=)

>Come kill me yourself, you fucking coward.

ill go bawck to ewdging myself fantasizwing about a tall\`•̀益•́´/, muscly ヽ(*`゚Д´)ノand loving(◡v◡✿) gf
( ˘ ³˘)♥( ˘ ³˘)♥


| >>241371 I love you unironically. keep it up g/u/rl!


| I'm gay


| >>241438 That's totally ok anon((ヾ(≧皿≦;)ノ_))—-!!!!! i'm not suwe about your circumstances( ´・ω・), but it doesn't mattew who you like but who you awe: Let uw actiowns speak fow u\(^0^)ノ, not youw likings Σ(=v=ノ)ノ

also if u got a cute dwess i can weaw i will gladly let u expewiment with my bodew~~


| Just let me fuck you now OP my lust cannot be contained.


| >>241883 same here


| >>24179
I am going to fuck you like the animal that you are


| Get ready because I'm really hungry for little boi per pee


| ( ′~‵)B-But we can't >>9b6c9d-san! ε=┌(;・_・)┘W-We are... cousinsエェ━Σヾ(・ω・´;)ノ━!!!!!!!
I hope that te importe un fuck, t-though...(ꈍuꈍ)(◡e◡✿)


| oh my god


| >>242022 but incest is wincest OP-sama


| Why did I read this thread with my eyeballs


| OP is a treasure and must be saved.


| BEGONE THOT


| This while thread is one of the greatest experiences of my life.


| This while thread is one of the greatest experiences of my life.


|   / ⌒\____
  /・   )  \
 /ノへ ノ    /|
ノ   \\ |/_/_/
    ヽ(・Д・)ノ
     | /
     UU


| YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW HARD I AM RIGHT NOW. PUT ON THAT CUTE DRESS YOU MOTHERFUCKER SO WE CAN FAPPY FUCK YOU


| I just wanna hold op so tight~


| oh my god x2


| op hew!!!! i am devastated (╥﹏╥) i have rediscobewed mastuwbation •́؈•̀), and now i cant stawp wubbing myself to the thought of hot muscle gf (ᗒᗩᗕ)(ᗒᗩᗕ)

i want that shit i need that shit (・へ・)dont want to feel so in heat all day (゚ω゚;)


| oh mai god.. Now I understand why this thread is always on the first page
OP is da bess ∩(︶▽︶)∩


| I will protecc OP ∩(︶▽︶)∩
I will attacc those who insult OP (∩`ω´)⊃))
but most importantly
I will mek luv to OP (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ


| op if you wanna get hot muscle gf you gotta go out and chase her my dude

how fuckable do you consider yourself to be?


| How do I delete a thread?


| >>243331 i think i may be a 5 at most but a 8 if done well!!!! 「(°ヘ°)(・へ・)

i want a hot DEATH gf.∑(゚∇゚|||)


| like thanos?


| i wont be hewe fow a bit (◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ)(◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ). gotta sowt out stuff(╯︵╰)(╯︵╰). weally bad(/□\*) days. when bad day pwease member good tmes. (┬┬_┬┬)(┬┬_┬┬)(┬┬_┬┬)(┬┬_┬┬)(┬┬_┬┬)


| >>243534 :'(

∩[╯︵╰]∩ hugs for OP


| Op you've always got friends and potential gfs here we'll never forget you g/u/to I hope life gets sorted out you fucking hero


| >potential gf
Oh God, it's true.
I would be op gf and I'm sure I have a hundred hoes more in this competition


| dont leave us op


| With op being gone I have time to get abs to be ideal gf~


| I wish to watch you perish OP


| r/creepyasterisks


| >>244587 Fuck off to plebbit fag.


| Just /creepy/ things


| I'm sowwy about the absence, /d/egenewates/ᐠ。_。ᐟ\!!! I weally needed to be with my family(>.<) (>.<) wad times fow us Ó╭╮Òhope uw awe having a good day!!!!( ´∀`) yow know what the meewm saysヽ((◎д◎ ))ゝヽ((◎д◎ ))ゝ, when bad day wemembew good times!!!


| >>245519 Good luck OP! We love you!


| That was a wild ride.
Hey OP, stay golden and keep doing you (no pun intended.)


| Is trap ok with you~?


| >>245811 yes!!! (๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧


| OP HERE again with the id change(ㅇㅅㅇ) pwease help me(´・_・`) i cant stop wuvvingΣ(゚口゚;)//Σ(゚口゚;)// myself to gentle fendom bdsm pics ‘ ^ ‘ ‘ ^ ‘uwu


| teach me your kaimoji ways


| >>246909 no that's something you have to leawn by youwself!!¡ (^///^)(^///^)


| why my peepee(▔▀ v ▔▀ )ლ ▂▂⌇ so god damn hawd (´∀`)when i see anime guwl!!!!!!ヽ(*`゚Д´)ノヽ(*`゚Д´)ノヽ(*`゚Д´)ノ


| >>096a44 i will learn. i will attain your meme power


| The fuck did I just read?!


| oh my(。・ω・。)!!!!! (/v\✿)100 weplies!!! i feel so honowed (๑╹っ╹๑)to be op of ths thwead(。-ω-), thank you all fow hewping me to fap( ˘ ³˘)♥( ˘ ³˘)♥!!!


| >>247468
OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO FUCKING CUTE. Never leave.


| OWO WHAT'S THIS?


| 2 nukes weren't enough


| >>248979 i-i'm sowwy to let u down(๑• ω•), but i'm not japan(。・ω・。)!!!


| (。・
ω・。)


| op hewe(◕︿◕✿) wish i could just stay aslewp (´。_。`)(´∀`)uwu


| Sweep well OP o(^▽^)o


| me too op


| tbh (・へ・)i wish i would have some stockings (꒪▿꒪)(꒪▿꒪)so i could send (^ω^)(^ω^)pics buuuut (´∀`)


| >>251272 why would you need stockings to send pics? The stockings would only get in the way.


| >>664565 you lack taste.


| >>664565 stockings r sexy


| This thread hurts me


| >>251672 thighs with stockings are better


|


| not as worse as /a/


| >>252017 What's your deal? Afraid of god?


| /w/eird part of this chan


| >>579ede superstitious things I dont believe

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