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Let's make a porn script
| He approaches them and drops his wallet
| But a chad picked up the wallet instead
| The wallet wraps itself around chad's crotch
| The chad took it like a man and he cum all over the main guy
| Chicks look interested in the main guy's and chad's intercourse, they yell "Now kiss!".
| The chad then unzips his skin to reveal Jimmy Neutron
| Chicks spead asshole wide and become hairy darl monsters theu then proceed to attack guy and jimmys dongys
| However, before the monsters could attack the guy and jimmy, North Korean nuke devastated the park
| Fortunately jimmys invention prevents their demise. The monsters(girtls) multiply at an unbelievable rate
| They are mutating due to nuke's radiation, some of them become futas, they make sex and produce more girtls
| The huge number of girtls caused a population bottleneck as they breed faster than expected. Immediate slaughtering of weaker girtls was announced.
| The game crashes due to said bottleneck. The 12 year old watching the porn gets enraged.
| The 12-years-old starts having a rage boner and slams the nearest object to them.
| He eventually slams it in a power socket, short circuit happened and it caused a mass power outage.
| Everything was dark
| when the light came back, there was only donald
| But it was to late, our hikki protagonist has had enough of all this ruckus caused by Donald, in order to secure her sacred anime watching time, she set out do end doland once and for all.
| By masturbating even more (Traslator note: she’s now 18)
| Furious starring at the Donald she is filled with determination.
| Unable to concentrate properly, she calls out her stepbrother so he could give her a hand, unaware she was bending over too much for her own good.
| It turned out that her brother is Doland, a fierce to 10 anime battle happened inside Gurl's living room.
| And that's what Life of Pi was about. Any questions?
| Said a teacher to a class full of rejected lesbos
| "I have a question," announced a lesbo goffic chick student with huge tids. "Yes?" replied the teacher.
| >>209807 "Where is the part when you introduce us the cute girls? I thought that is the sole purpose of this class" The student asked impatiently.
| I'm impressed.
| Impressed, what?" The student's anger escalates.
"Impressed about your whore mouth, Cindy!" The teacher scolded.
"If there's cute girls around, you think I would throw her to a lesbo den like this? Only to be devoured by your uncivilized lust?" The teacher silenced the whole class.
"Such fine girls are only for my personal collections"
| "SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU," a shout heard across the room, breaking the conversation apart — it had come from a tiny loli with ambiguous gender.
"I can never, ever fucking get one class done without one fucking person complaining about mating a girl!" the voice rung even louder as the frustation vents to steam.
"Can we please go back to literature study? Keep your wet panties away from the class," and at long last, the voice stopped.
| Cindy stood soullessly. She then recited the sacred word "Who is this cute lesbian, and how tight is her pussy?"
As if orchestrated, all lesbos in the class, including the teacher tear off their shirts violently.
Sweat begins to pour down the loli's forehead. She realized that her valiant speech has blown her cover. Her gaze instantly fixed at the window "this is only chance" she said it to herself.
| The window was immediately shattered, making way for a figure to enter the room swiftly.
The figure reveals itself as a long-haired trap, and within his face was the gaze of annoyance.
The trap ran past the group of mindless lesbos, all the way across the room to reach for the loli.
"You idiot," he says, "you blew it up. You blew the whole mission."
He readies a taser, pointing it to the circling horde of lesbo. "BACK OFF, SHE IS NOT A VIRGIN!" says him.
| "Who cares!"
"GiiiIIIIrls! REAL CUTE GIRLS"
"Spread your legs already!"
Those are the replies that the trap managed to barely comprehend admits all the chaos.
A few lesbos has already fallen due to intense orgasm; triggered by merely exposed to a direct sight of the two petite figures.
"What about you? I bet you are a virgin" Says Cindy with a smirk in her face. Using fallen lesbos as her decoy, Cindy leaped at the trap with inhumane speed.
| The trap was caugh off guard by the immense speed sent by Cindy. He was sent flying, pushed by Cindy, and he is immediately pinned to the floor.
"Run! I can handle this!" a stricken statement was said by the trap as he wrestles Cindy for control.
"What about y—" before the loli was able to reply, the trap reaffirmed what he said, "JUST RUN!"
Thus, the loli ran; she avoided the slower lesbos, as a simple tackle was enough to lower them down to the ground — sending them to orgasm.
| "Such confidence. Let's see if you still have it after we are done with you" Said Cindy while still trying to hold the trap still.
"Heh, this is nothing compared to my traini-" Before managed to finish his sentence, the teacher injects a questionable liquid to his body.
| The loli watches from afar, she had already reached the outside of the classroom. Dreaded by the happenings inside, she trembles — she let out a weak gasp, holding a cry.
"Help," she mumbled a simple word to a particular no one, and even her voice is shaking.
| "You better start crying for help... boy" The teacher reassures herself by pulling down his candy colored skirt.
Feeling something wrong going on with his body, the trap gasped "What... what was that?"
"This works perfectly, his face is red and he is getting weaker by the second" Cindy sounds excited.
The teacher calmly drag the nearest chair towards the pinned trap "Desperate times call for desperate measures..."
| The teacher calmly sit down. "You see, we have exhausted our supplies of cute girls. They are a rare commodity nowadays. And when we have unsatisfied needs, we... find a way"
"It can't be... that substance is impossible to be found anymore!" The disbelief somehow fueled Him to answer.
"I see you are a smart boy, just take your last quiet nap as a boy. You will know the real pleasure after you wake up as a cute girl" The teacher quietly stand up as the trap's consciousness faded
| Suddenly, a loud thumping can be heard near the entry of the room — it originates from a petite figure entering the room; it's the loli from before.
She carries a large broomstick; in her mind, she could use it as a makeshift five-foot long CQC weapon.
A war cry was loudly voiced — the loli charges forward, striking any approaching lesbos with the stick.
"Leave him alone!" she sternly warned, pointing the stick to the lesbos close to the waning trap.
| As Cindy prepared to leap again, the teacher stopped her. "Scary weapon, young lady. You can definitely take down half of this school with that. How about a deal?"
Unable to hold her composure, the loli shouted "A deal? You think I will listen to you degenerates!?"
The teacher throw both her hands in the air "Is this enough to prove that we don't want any casualties?"
| The loli is confused. She came prepared for a blood bath and this is not something that she expected.
"If you try something funny, I will activate this broom!"
The teacher took her threat calmly. "It's 5PM now. Let us play with you until 5AM. After that, if your wish is still the same, we will release you and your friend."
| "Leave him alone first," the loli points to the unconscious trap, "then we will talk."
A stern, determined, yet scared look is in the loli's face. Her legs are visibly shaking, but she holds her ground, still.
| "Leaving out our bargain chips at the table? What about yours?" The teacher points at the broom.
| >>210008
"Him first, then the broom," the loli sticks by her part of the deal, "I can't trust any of you. At all."
| "Tsk, fine, Cindy, give back the boy to her" Commands the teacher.
"Are you stupid? We are so CLOSE!" Protest Cindy, wholeheartedly
"It can't be helped" With a disappointed voice, the teacher grabs the trap's body and fling it to the loli. The loli catched the trap with both her arms, leaving the broom only held by one hand.
As the teacher signal Cindy with her eye, Cindy instantly leaps to snatch the broom.
| The broom was unwieldy with one hand, but with just enough force at the right time, the loli lifts it up, and her wry smile came through, "Ha!"
It was flung downwards with a great force, slamming Cindy down to the floor. The goth girl hugged the floor — and the broom provided the push enough to break the floor.
The loli gleefully smiled — a brief moment of respite from the battle — "I did it!"
| Moving with the momentum, she run towards the now unguarded window and managed to slip away.
"AAAAAAAAAAAArrrg" Cindy lets a shattering scream.
But the teacher smiled and said "Just as planned"
Loli run as fast as he could while carrying the unconscious trap. She is very proud of her accomplishment, but part of her have suspicion that something eerie is going on with the trap.
| The loli sprinted, the trap carried by her; the sneaking suspicion was outweighed by the fear and frustration in her.
"We are going to survive," the loli gulps a breath, "and we will get out of this job ASAP."
She clung tightly to the trap, not knowing what they have done to him — she can't afford to wait and check. She felt the fear, and her instincts said 'flight.'
| They fly away into the sunset.
*To be continued*
| *ending theme plays*
| *The ending theme is of course Roundabout*
| "Well this fucking episode flopped. Gonna rate it a 4 in MAL."
| Episode 2.
"Well,what do you think of all this?", said the Teacher as she switched off the security cam footage, wiped her lips from a drop of cum and came out from under the table.
"Impressive indeed. It would have all been in vain if you didnt feed the medicine to that trap. Well done." He zipped his pants up.
The teacher gazed the floor under her feet. "Thank you, master."
| He then gaze to a girl tied up not far from the table
"It will be more fun we add you into the equation isn't it, miss student body president"
The girl eyes trembled and the dildo in her ass started to wiggle even more resulting a fountain from her front hole
| "Nnnh," the girl tried to speak a rebuttal, but the pleasure originating from her body had taken over her.
Her warm breaths are heavy, her eyes sluggishly move to occasionally see her tormentor. She has no hope of ever escaping now.
| The sun rises. A new day begins. The trap slowly regains his consciousness.
"Finally awake." Greeted the loli.
"How... how? What happened to the lesbos?"
"The mission is called off, we are commanded to report back to the HQ" Replies the loli with a despair tone
"N... No, we can't. If we leave Kyle for any longer to those lesbos... we will lose him!"
| (That was actually pretty fucking good, we’ll done gurls)
| "You care about Kyle now?!" the loli looked at the trap with a honest dread in her eyes.
"I'm sorry, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I made us lose a friend," the two locked eyes, but there was no tension between both — all there was is a honest apology from the loli.
"I promise I will," she paused, letting a sigh, as she face to repent her own sin, "I will save Kyle."
| But the solemn promise does not please the loli. Instead, she moves closer to the trap with a blank expression. With such quickness, the loli pull down her companion's skirt.
"Look! Look what happened to you! Without your cock, you will soon turn into one of those mindless degenerates, lusting for nothing but a cute girl's pusi!"
| "I WILL BE FINE," the trap insisted, not wanting his companion to be worried — nor was he wanting his friend to be ignored because of his condition.
"No, you won't," the loli replied, a tone of worry in her voice, "we can't reverse this."
The trap was scared for a moment. The gloom in his face darkens as he realizes his fate, "I.. J—.. Save Kyle. I will be fine."
| "No! I don't want to lose both Kyle and You! Prof might know a way to save you! Or... or at least to delay the corruption! I don't want you to be one of them" Said the loli with tears in the verge of her eyes.
| "You already said it yourself, we can't do anything about it," the trap gave all to comfort the loli. He gave the loli a huge, and closer together, they both share a warmth in the despairing moment.
"I will be fine. Save Kyle," he said weakly, assuring the loli once more.
| Unable to argue anymore, the loli takes a few step small towards the lesbo infested school. "Allright, we will move in at noon. And you are in charge of the broom. You know the meaning of that, right?"
The trap smiles bitterly "Yes, I am prepared for that. I am glad I can see that valiant expression for one last time"
| "I'm starting to wish the HQ would send more than three people for the infiltration," the loli said, trying to ease the clot of doubts in her, and the trap's mind.
| "But does it matter?" The trap suddenly stand so close behind the loli and whisper "I bet you are glad to be left alone with a male partner."
"What are you? Ah!" Before the loli managed to turn her back, she felt a lustful hand grope her butt.
"Just look at this skirt, you purposefully wear it so high, to entice me aren't you? What a slut I bet your panties are constantly wet, eager to be slammed by my giant cock" The trap half whisper while continue to grope the loli.
| The loli pushed her partner back forcefully, a stare aghast from the loli's face as she frowned at the trap.
"It's already happening, you are already being corrupted," terror builds in each word she spoke, the more she look at the trap, a fact was made in clarity: her partner is disappearing from this world — and she is left with a husk on her side.
The loli takes on her broom again, pointing it at the trap. "Please don't do this."
| Maybe the push, or maybe through sheer force of will, somehow the trap snapped out from his uncontrollable lust.
Disgusted and unable to believe his action, he plead "P-please, don't hesitate to use the taser if I did that again. You are the key to this operation"
| "I can't afford using it on a friend, not now, not ever," the loli replied, hesitation in her voice; unsure for the how, and when she would be able to save her partner.
"So please, don't make me do it," she said, worrying the trap's condition.
| "Hesitation will lead to your demise" the trap slowly reach for the broom.
"We can't wait until noon, we have to go now.... before turn into a handicap for our mission" The trap urges with ragged breath.
| "Don't teach me, I know my values," the loli rejects the trap's words sternly. "Let's go, let's save Kyle, and everyone."
She pucker her lips, althought doubts was not unseen in her expression, it was surely clouding her more than ever.
| It is not even noon, but the sunlight burns whoever dares walk without a shade. At the same time, a couple of petite figures are walking towards a school gate.
They know their secret passage has been exposed, so rushing the entrance before the enemy can react is their only best bet.
Yet, they find no lesbo guarding the gate. The school ground looks empty and abandoned. Not even the wind decides to leave the shade that day.
| "This is obviously a trap." Warns the loli leading the mission.
"..." The trap answers with silence. His fading consciousness is dedicated solely to carry the broom. He has one job, but the closer he moves towards the gate, the less sure he become to think that he can finish his key contribution to this mission.
|
| As they walked deeper into the school, the silence becomes maddening. The sound of wind easily startles them both now — no — any sudden noise is enough to startle them.
Their footsteps resonate louder, each beat of heart echoes in their mind.
They can only feel wary, but there is nothing more stressing than fighting an enemy that isn't there — an enemy that promises an expected return.
| They are drawing near to the student body room, before the lesbo class commotion, the loli has gathered enough information that said room is the room used to prison Kyle.
With stern look, the loli nods to the trap, replied with a weak nod from her partner.
Both of them storm the room, shocked to find Kyle alone, tortured. He seems to be unconscious, but liquid is dripping out from his genital. His body twitches as if it was orchestrated by the sex toys inserted all over his body.
| "It's too late for him," a voice says from the corner of the cell.
|
| >>211277
(Wow, that's weird, we had the same ID, 4b5dd0 for a while there.)
>>211388
"Who is that?!" the loli aggressively replied, trying to pinpoint the origin of the voice.
"We're taking him with us, and you are not stopping us," she continued.
| >>211452
(Gurls should be able to tell the difference from my shitty typos and writing lol)
"He... No, she was converted a week ago"
The figure at the corner of the room spoke.
"... and after the boss was tired playing with her, she was thrown to the lesbo horde. The only reason she's here is just to lure you"
Suddenly the door behind them closes. The dark, windowless room is suddenly lit. It reveals another prisoner with all black attire, chained in the corner of the room.
| It took less than a second for the duo to realize that they are in the same room with Cindy. Both of them are prepared to fight; however, they are still in disbelief that their enemy is still posing as a prisoner.
"What are you going to do? Hitting a lady that can't defend herself?" Unfazed, Cindy break the silence
"This is just another one of your trick! Any second you will leap of off that wall"
"Heh, the only trick is to lock four of us in here, and they succeeded"
| "Crap," the trap curses under his breath, his consciousness began fading in a crippling slow pace. He stood, trying to hold his grounds.
Dread settles on them both — on the loli, and the trap — their breath slows; the loli has it all — she is looking for an escape, a slipping chance ticking in time.
"Playing prisoner won't help," the loli stood in a stance, anticipating Cindy to lurch forward, "I don't care about hitting a defenseless girl."
| "Yesterday's commotion was all recorded. The boss saw how I lead the charge, the boss also saw how I failed to snatch your broom. So all the blame was put on me"
"You can torture or kill me, it will change nothing, I am just a disposable failure for the boss"
Upon hearing Cindy's calm explanation. the loli can only grit her teeth. Cindy is very convincing, however she can't help but to still aim her taser towards her.
"You know so much, you must know a way out of here."
| Suddenly, the three hear a rumble occurring somewhere in the building. They shift their heads around in confusion as the noise gets closer.
Then...
One of the walls shatters like glass. Emerging from the smoke and rubble is a rotund but ominously familiar figure.
It first utterance breaks all doubt regarding its identity.
"Oh yeah!"
"Oh no," says the trap. "It's..."
"Fancy meeting you here, loli and trap."
The loli finishes the trap's sentence.
"Kool-Aid Man."
| "I go by the alias 'Kool Killer' nowadays. You lot really did a number on me back in Dubai. When the good teacher decided to hire me for my...expertise, I nearly took this job for free the moment I found out it was you two who were going to be my targets."
| "This is obtuse, Kool-Aid Man," the trap said. His voice raspy and rash, and his eyesight was deteriorating — every single aspect of him began degrading as he can feel the substance's effect on him again.
"I thought we parted fairly, and yet you are still on the hunt for us? Get real," the trap pointed the broom to the figure, "I made you fail in Dubai, I will do it again here."
| Seeing both parties are preoccupied with their past shenanigans, Cindy used all her might to leap and break the shackles bound her to the wall.
Within a blink of an eye, she stands behind the loli and trap, pointing her sharp fingernails to each of their neck.
"The boss wants these two alive, how about we make a deal, Kool?"
| Prior to Kool busting through the wall, Cindy knew that people from the control room can just flood the room with sleep/lewd gas to prevent her from taking loli and trap as hostages. But now that the room is no longer sealed, she has a good chance of escaping by this method.
| "I knew shouldn't have trusted you!" said the loli.
The Kool-Aid Man chuckled.
"Well, that didn't take too long. A change of heart, I take it. Or were you just leading them on...? Well, it doesn't matter. Sure, on one condition..."
Cindy lifted an eyebrow. He continued.
"Give me some...'quality time' with these two. We have a lot of catching up to do, and...there's a reason why they call me the 'Krul-Aid Man'."
| "Didn't you call yourself the 'Kool Killer'? asked the trap.
"SHUT IT, Riverez," countered Kool.
The trap flinched upon hearing his old name being used.
| "No deal, I am the one giving conditions here. I take both of these midget out for a walk to the school gate, and then you can have them."
Cindy felt the strain on her ankles and arms; the cost for forcefully breaking through the shackles. She can only do one last leap before breaking her bones, just one last leap to escape.
| "Fancy seeing your bad deal-making skills are put into use," the loli said sarcastically, having ran out of ways to dominate the situation.
| No one took the bait. There is no movement inside that room. The loli fully realizes that playing along with Cindy's plan is the best option she has, considering how the trap's condition only getting worse the longer they stay there. However, deep down, she still wants to find a way to save kyle and she leaving now would be failing the mission again.
| Cu
mslut
| The speaker in the room reverberates that word.
In an instant Kyle and the trap's body spaz. Before the loli can comprehend the absurd reaction from both of her comrade, liquid shoots out from Kyle's direction
| Followed by the scream-like moan from the trap's mouth. He then collapse on to the pool of liquid below him.
Kool smiles seeing how the event playout. "Thanks to the boss, you only have one hostage left"
Cindy grabs the loli by her right shoulder while still keeping her other hand's nails less than 1cm from the loli's neck.
| *Red Sun from Metal Gear Rising plays in the background*
| "What is happening?!" the loli rejects what she saw, but Cindy's nails are undoubtedly still hovering close to the loli's neck.
Seeing not one, but two of her comrades fall into the grasp of the teacher's control was enough terror for her. They both became nothing but an disposable plate of broken minds.
Having no control over anything happening, the loli's breath rushes in; adrenaline kicks from all direction. Nothing is going well for her.
| Weebs
| The lolis shouted in desperation and again"WEEBS!" as if it were a cry for help
| "What the fuck?" Cindy whispers in confusion at the loli's cry for help. "ＷＥＥＢＳ" the loli yells once more causing Cindy to lower her grip on the loli.
| Suddenly, door is forcefully opened.
| Cindy is again confused by the door. Cindy doesn't know what the fuck she's doing or what the fuck is happening and that's what she fucking gets.
The loli takes advantage of this moment and elbows Cindy causing her to fall on the fucking floor. "wHO OPENED THE FUCKING DOOR?!" Cindy yells in confusion.
| A ghost of a gurl enters the room. She asks "Who called me?". She looks at loli. Her ghostly mouth becomes watery. "A loli!" She screams. As she approached loli, Cindy is forced to lay on the floor as being pushed down by some kind of invisible force. Ghost hugs loli lovingly.
| Little ghostly heart symbols fly from ghost as she rubs her cheek against loli's.
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| Guy sees some chicks at the park.