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Best jerk off stories
| Masterbating to somebody while talking on then phone with them without their knowledge is pretty neat.
| One of my friends became a famous cosplayer, she is always being invited to comic conventions. She is hot, and when she wasnt that famous, one of her exes published her nudes, she tought all the .rar copies were deleted, but i still have one with me. Everytime she tells me that she is the VIP of a new event, i always fap furiously to the pics in that folder. Everyone wishes to know whats the look of the boobs of this cosplayer, but i can see all of that with just, one, click... He.
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>and they say people who fap to 2d are weird and creepy...
| Hey, at least weebs are jerking to 2d and not shooting in a cafeteria or raping wild piglets.
| Well I was playing online with a female friend, we were on the same team. She suddenly goes silent and isn't focusing on the game, she suddenly kills me even though we're on the same team... I was like wtf. Turns out her boyfriend was there and started jacking off on her in the middle of the game so she wasn't really focused on the game...
| I once had a stuffed bear.
Came home from the park and saw my friend just destroying the bear. We don't talk anymore
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| Any weird or sexy jerk off stories that have stuck with you guys?