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Penguin OP here. Mating season is around the corner and I was wondering if any willing females would like to be my mate? I am willing to pay in many pebbles.
| How many pebbles?
| Do you even know how to warm an egg?
| Can you fish fresh squid properly without getting eaten by predators?
| Can you effectively rotate in a congregation during a snowstorm?
| What.
The hell.
Has happened.
To humanity?
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| My cap is 350 pebbles. Also, I am perfectly capable of hunting squid and fish without detection from leapord seals. I can also regurgitate 100% of the food I ingest for chicks.
| I have a bit of a daddy fetish.
Can I call you daddy? I don't need the pebbles. All I want is a daddy to spank me for when I'm a bad bad girl, or praise me when I pleasure you.
| This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever witnessed.
| Just fuck other dude penguins and steal another couple's eggs. EZ
| Hululu!
| Get o/u/t, normals! Real penguins adore only 2-dimensional drawings.
| I can also incubate an egg with my warm thighs, carrying it over 500 miles with a congregation
| what's going in he-
>> backs out slowly
| >>188543
What makes the scientists who study them for a living then? I don't think they'd want to be labelled as having a fetish for penguin voyeurism.
| Penguin rp? The fuck g/u/rls?
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