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What was the weirdest/riskiest place youve masturbated
| You fapped to your grandma, just admit it
| I've done it countless times with other people in the room without their knowledge (they just happened to be there. I don't whack it to people I know, for some reason).
Aaaaand a relative's room. I was alone though.
So overall, pretty not too weird or risky. Definitely could be way worse.
| I have jerked off while riding a motorbike and let me tell you physics do not like you doing that.
| amam oy fo tnorf nI
| school classroom
| With about 11 years I had a sleep over at a friend's place. We played some videogames until the night. Well and somehow through being hormone driven boys we started to talk about porn. And I knew a dank porn side which I found online. I'm no native speaker but somehow found a high-class english porn side with some short porn trailers and some full on videos. It was the best thing ever. 1/?
| >>137035
So I showed it to him. The porn made me pretty horny so I started to rub my crotch a little bit onto some blanket or pillow or something. So after the porn was over we went sleeping. So I was laying there, still horny as fuck. And well, at that time I thought I'd be sneaky if I went after some time to the toilet to mastrubate. And well, I did.
2/?
| >>137037
After some years the guy suddenly hated me and was trying to bully me. One time he even said something like 'Fuck you dude you mastrubate
at my place, fucking weirdo'. And I was like 'xDDD what noooo my dude, what do you say haha'. Through problems at home I left the school which I attended with him. But after a year or too I came back. We both started to smoke weed in the meantime. And suddenly we where chill with each other again. 3/?
| >>137038
Sadly enough I didn't hear from him for 2 years. He tried to contact me, and I didn't respond. Then I contacted him and he didn't respond. Then after those years I met an old friend which told me he's dead. He died in a sailing accident.
So yeah, he probably took the story of the night at his place to his grave.
So here is me telling this story for the first time in my life.
4/5
| >>137040
GG WP. Sorry for that long story but I'm high af and this seemed as a good situation to tell that story lmao
tl;dr Mastrubated at a friends place. He somehow noticed and told me. Now he's dead.
5/5
| ^huh that's a thing
| I've done it in a moving car with my family inside... It's an 8 seater and I Had a whole row to myself so I was able to do it without anyone noticing. Funny thing, I've also done it at a friend's house, in a stationary vehicle, my room with friends present and my room with family present... Do I win something?
| The toilet
| My father's living room, with both him and his girlfriend there. I was sat with my laptop in the table while they were a few meters away on the sofa, watching TV. I hope they didn't notice with the tablecloth covering my lower half and me not doing any weird sound (besides of breathing a bit heavy when I was about to cum).
| G/u/y here, kinda reverse here, and old friend ofine that's a g/u/rl was once at my house like she always is every week, one time while she was at the house she fell down the stairs and broke a bone or two, we were rushed to the hospital in the back of the ambulance, her on the stretcher, me and a doctor in the back, despite everything that was going on I saw her playing with herself when the doctor wasn't looking, its been a year since then, after asking her about it we bone often
| >>137153 also forgot to mention all the times I've masturbated in school either on the bathrooms or even some boring class
| Im dying (of laughter)
| on a school bus
| People tend to pretend they don't notice people masturbating, because it's just embarrasing for everyone involved. But they notice, they always notice.
If you think they didn't, they did.
| >>137168
We talked about what had happened in the ambulance at a later date, she said she was turned on, horny for whatever reason, we laughed, got drunk, and now we're regularly fucking.
| Ive had sex in the woods and a changing room. Dont get risky with masturbation, if you get caught jerkin it you look like a creep. If you get caught having sex you look lucky lol
| My house at a party with the door open and i somehow got away with it
| In the church bathroom when I was a teenager.
| When i was 13 in the cinema because a friend told me that i wasn't able. We were with the school and we had a group of down people at our back
| 5th grade, in class. Keep up fellow Anons.
| In bed with my best friend asleep beside me
| Just about every one of my classes in 8th grade
| Got one from my gf back then, on a cinema with a family a few meters from us
| Kitchen table with gamily coming in and out. I was able to masturbate without using my hands
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| I once did in my grandma's car as she was in the store. No porn or anything, just purely the thought of what I was doing was enough.