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is being alive gay?
| it's only gay if you masturbate when you breathe
| Yah, I think you might be gay OP. Luckily, I hear you can get that purged from your system at a gay camp
| You're gay, stop fighting it
| It also helps if you say "No homo." at each inhale.
| You also breath the air pussies touch so rejoice, you are at least bi. Just choose which you one you breathe like we normies do.
| Op here, i told my friend to tell me the truth about what he said, im really scared guys, he said that its not gay, its extra gay because im breathing in cum particles. Guys I’m freaking out
| Your friend is right
| *brain damage induced dead horse beating*
| It is true. Being alive is gay. Existance is gay. There is no ifs and buts about it, but at least girls smell nice.
| Being *usal* and gay depending on who you love, air is just water, but your life has no purpose.
| We must kill all the gay
| ^how do you live with all that edges
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| my friend told me that breathing is gay because im breathing the same air that other dudes dicks touch and i don't want that but i can't stop breathing. pls help