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Lewd confession thread
| Follow your dreams you can find someone to help you fulfil your fantasies just be open with your intrests from the start of the relationship
| I gave a guy a handjob in the classroom once. I later found out he has a cthulhu dick.
| What do you mean by "cthulhu dick"?
| He had these things called penile papules, which are normally little bumps some people have on their dick, but in his case they were more like tiny tentacles all over it.
| I wish I would meet a girl that would satisfy my foot fetish and let me suck, lick and worship her feet.
| Ive heard of those before but never them being long enough to be considered tentacles. Thats crazy
| Maybe my memory is exagerating things. Looking up pictures I'm not sure they actually grow as long as I'm remembering.
It was pretty surprising though when the pants came off.
| http://www.realestate-houses.info/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/HPV-Genital-Warts.png
| Like that? Did you go through with it or were you too weirded out to continue?
| I kinda wanted to touch a boob once....
| >>134672
Oh god, I have these and it's probably part if my body I'm the most concious about. I haven't had any problems with it yet, sincebthey are not that noticable but they are still there. I'm always afraid someone is gonna think I have bad hygiene or that it's something contagious. Pretty sure if I ever had to explain it I'd probably just give up on an opportunity to fuck just because of how awkward it would be to talk about those ugly bumps being just a genetic mishap.
| If you are with someone who cares about you i doubt something as minor as some bumps will turn them off from you. i mean penies are weird anyway
| >>134730 Yeah, but most of my previous experiences were a one night stand thing, iften enough with people I don't know much, and with how my personal life is going, it will be that way for a while
| Well im assuming they didnt say anything about it they probably didnt even notice or it didnt bother them at the end of the day its exactly what they want something hard gets the job done regardless
| I don't use my hand when I masturbate
| I want to be a trappy domestic partner for a tall, physically strong woman.
| Is this some vent? Well, my confession is bizarre...
| I dream of being violently humiliated and dominated by some psychopathic girl
| I wanna be dressed up as a girl and fucked until I pass out
| Confessions? I'm the dominant in my relationship and I love my little, but sometimes I wish I was (or we were) more vanilla.
| >>134706 no no it wasn't like that, they were just big papules I confirmed it with image searches afterwards. Anyways I'm vaccinatted against HPV.
I wasn't into the whole cthulhu dick thing so mainly we just did a lot of rubbing and touching. In the end he jerked off onto my chest and that was that.
We were supposed to be working on a group paper, but never really got around to it.
| I want a tall boy who will let me sleep on his chest while groping my ass
| I wish I turn out into a girl and get ravished until my belly looks like a 3 month but just with sperm
| I sucked the first one in my life that day and it was a very good thing to do and now I am always looking for a good suck to make my life a little better for me and my friends who are into a lot of different things that are not my favorite places to go suck but I'm not going to give them a chance to get out of the way of sucking
| My greatest dream SEXUALLY
Is that a lovely woman. Or female. Would pin me to the wall with knives. And then sacrifice my toes to the chief of mischief gralalalalalala
It's all I want.
Pls.
| >>136925 honestly though. Mine is that I'll finally be accepted as a g/u/y in this site.-g/u/y leader
| I want to hold hands with a loli
| >>137119 No that's actually really cute, I'd ask where you're from but it seems unlikely we'd ever meet
| i just want forehead kisses
| I want a strong dominant woman to dominate me, make me wear womens clothing, and fuck me with a strapon. I mean there are others, but thats the "weirdest" one.
| I honestly just want a partner that's not too much of a pussy to show affection in public and grab my ass and shit like wtf.
| I want to do it with a penguin....
| I actually love ERP-ing a lot
| What is ERPing?
| I've had some guilty experience with my sister's friend, the best in my life
| I just want a girl that really loves me </3
| ERP is duh future.
| I like to walk around with a large 7 inch buttplug in me
| I am your father
| I just want someone who will truly love
and I wanted to become a trap
| >>141580
No one has noticed yet. It's only noticeable if I bend over because part of the base pokes out
| I just want to finally, truly fall in love.
| I want to work in a bar as a bartender in the somewhat distant cyberpunk future and be named Jill Natalie Stingray.
| I want to own a bar in a somewhat distant cyberpunk future and have a worker named Jill Natalie Stingray
| I want to be someone infected with nanomachines in a somewhat distant cyberpunk future and have a girlfriend named Jill Natalie Stingray.
| To all you people who just want to fall in love. Lemme give you a really really simplified definition of "love"
It's not all that lovey dovey shit that you see everywhere, that type of love is where people want to be cared for but get tired of who they're with so they cheat.
Real love is where you're dating someone who you can anything with and they won't care. Literally a best friend but they're your partner. If you're up to it, date your best friend
| >>143171
This is so true.
And as we are ontopic, I would lewd my friend with no hesitation. It just is that she does not seem to be fond of that and I respect that because I care for my friend.
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| I want a cute girl to grope/spank my ass in a public place like she is Harvey Weinestein and I'm a cute female coworker.