Iguazu from AC6 is hot...
| If anyone talks/sounds like him please record yourself saying mean things to me, I need it desperately....
| Or Rusty, either or works pretty well for me :v
| Spamming these desperate incel threads will never bring you closer to a woman.
| I hope you can find your hot voiced boy to degrade you op!
| Iguazu and Rusty are like near dilf levels of manliness. Just imagine their big muscles, sweaty pilot suits :drool:, I need these men to hold me tight in different ways. They're on opposite sides of the personality spectrum and I want both so baaaad.
| Well, actually I don't see Iguazu like a dilf, he's closer to like a college bud that just really hates you for no reason, and I love him so much for that. He's big on the hate fuck genre just by his existence
| But Walter is the kore traditional dilf, old, speaks in a straightforward and calm way.... I don't necessarily like him as much, but there's a bunch of bara yaoi fanfics of him and Michigan
| Mecha pilots specifically appeal to me so much, it's such a shame we don't get more sweaty men in them....
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| I'm tired of everyone thirsting over Rusty, like yes I get the appeal, I would also roll over and show my belly for him if he asked, but everyone glances over Iguazu so quickly.
The boy-failure archetype is so appealing, especially a rival trying their hardest to one up you constantly but failing. I headcannon my raven to be oblivious to the ordeal, treating it as a one-sided rivalry, her thinking they're best friends.