Post number #1113445, ID: 36095f
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Need a cute woman to date me with a slow romantic buildup where she asks me to be her gf, go on cute little dates to places important to each of us, move in together, adopt a cat, have passionate make out sessions, decorate for the holidays with our found family
Only after the months between each of those, done in exactly that order, I want her to fuck me until my brains leak out of my ears, & I forget my own name, left with nothing but her, & the intense pleasure filling my mind
Post number #1113447, ID: 36095f
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This bit might not land unless you're also demi or know someone who is but sometimes you gotta post one just for you
Post number #1113518, ID: b21dd1
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the mail fantasy trv trv but the sad thing is 'women hate doing all the work in relationships' and find us gross if we're not actively entertaining them. you can never relax around them or they'll become disgusted, and they can never relax or you'll become creepy/rapey.
Post number #1113522, ID: f4f254
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Don't just sit in front of your computer all the time.
Post number #1113531, ID: 36095f
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>>1113518 you sound like an incel, also I'm not a man so can't relate
Post number #1113532, ID: 36095f
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>>1113522 just for clarity sake I don't feel sexually attracted to people unless I have a strong emotional connection with them
This post is basically just a long winded joke inspired by how attraction works for me
Post number #1113534, ID: f2002a
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>>1113532 it wasn't very funny
Post number #1113547, ID: 36095f
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>>1113534 please see>>1113447
Post number #1113571, ID: f2002a
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>>1113547 posting just for yourself is retarded
Post number #1113579, ID: bd54fd
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>>1113531 no ones a man in here tf u talking about g/u/rl
Post number #1113580, ID: 36095f
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>>1113579 yeah I know, I assume the larper can't spell male and got mail instead hence the reply
Post number #1113581, ID: 36095f
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Truly I should have said dick pics or gtfo
Post number #1113582, ID: 36095f
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>>1113571 that's like this whole site, where have you been?
Post number #1113583, ID: bd54fd
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>>1113580 mail fantasy is when delivering packages arouse you or smth
Post number #1113584, ID: bd54fd
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>>1113581 no one sends SHIT nowadays we used to be better
Post number #1113585, ID: 36095f
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>>1113583 woah, my ex was a mail carrier I wonder if she had a mail fantasy too
Post number #1113586, ID: 36095f
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That's actually not a joke She had a route that you just walked like 90% of and whenever we'd go places it was kinda difficult to keep up with her due to how fast she was used to walking lol
Post number #1113588, ID: f2002a
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>>1113582 so im right when i call everyone here retarded?
Post number #1113589, ID: f2002a
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>>1113584 this dude never heard of amazon
Post number #1113590, ID: 36095f
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>>1113589 I think that was about the fact people don't send dick pics like they used to
Post number #1113591, ID: 36095f
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I only think that because that's the post it was a reply to but I could be wrong you never know
Post number #1113592, ID: 36095f
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Also IDK why this thread is popping off but hi other people here RN ty for reading my post about how I'm horny but can't do hookups, the gift shop is on your left on the way out remember if you come back with our tee-shirt you get a 10% discount on your next visit
Post number #1113594, ID: d2e75c
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need a female molester to stare at me with that specific evil smug smile just like demonmika
Post number #1113596, ID: f4f254
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>>1113594 You need to get out and touch grass.
Post number #1113761, ID: 061645
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>>1113531 I'm an incel so I can relate to everyone xD
Post number #1113762, ID: 061645
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>>1113532 I thought it was lovely! It combined safety with passion in a really nice way. I don't think it was just a joke though ;) I think it's a nice dream : ) Is there anyone you like right now?? O.O I have some friends I really like for how they make me feel cherished ^^
Post number #1113763, ID: 36095f
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>>1113762 yeah, it's like a half joke?
It's exaggerated for comedic effect but about my genuine experience & needs
I don't feel any sexual attraction to someone until after we have a deep connection (can't do hookups etc)
I don't have anyone currently, was in a ~5 year relationship until this year
IDK the right word, but I hope for a meet cute with my future partner, and for our love to grow organically <3
I also tend to fall really hard when I do
Post number #1113765, ID: 36095f
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Ok I might have a small crush on one of the local pharmacists actually, I'm not going to do anything about it because I don't really know her outside of her job or if she even swings that way, but she is really cute and made me feel safe when I had questions I was really anxious about
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| Need a cute woman to date me with a slow romantic buildup where she asks me to be her gf, go on cute little dates to places important to each of us, move in together, adopt a cat, have passionate make out sessions, decorate for the holidays with our found family
Only after the months between each of those, done in exactly that order, I want her to fuck me until my brains leak out of my ears, & I forget my own name, left with nothing but her, & the intense pleasure filling my mind