My dear g/u/rls! Tonight, we will fuck the Moon!
| lol so random
| sure wish i could
| If we all cum in the same direction at once at least one cum will get to the moon! Then it will get pregnant and the giant baby will crash to earth, killing everyone. Don’t do it! Always look away from the sky when you cum. That’s the actual origin of the practice of god being in the sky.
| Anal horror
| gotta fuck the ground so our rock children can climb atop each other to reach the moon
| >>1106578
Hooray! This will also help the ground feel relaxed and loved and prevent earthquakes! That’s why the evil god who hates sex and love said not to spill your seed on the ground. Abrahamic NTR of the earth god by the sky god causes natural disasters! You’ve saved us all! Let’s all have safe sex with the earth
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| Let's fuck the Moon, my g/u/rls!