Anyone else hates nocturnal pollution?
| And then the FUCKING PIECES OF SKIN RIGHT THERE RIGHT DOWN BETWEEN MY LEGS ARE ITCHY AS HELL, and I have to shower IMMEDIATELY
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DID GOD INVENTED MICRO ORGANISMS FUCK
| autism
| skill issue, cut off your balls
| Frustrated g/u/rl covered in cum aaaahhhh sexo … wanna get in the shower with you and soap you off and get scrubbed off by you and get each other dirty again and clean each other off again ahhhhh
No balls g/u/rls very cute too O.O
| don't you mean nocturnal emission?
| Just jack off before you go to bed, empty the tank beforehand
| i've never had this
i didn't know this is a thing
is this a rare thing or am i the odd one out?
| now i'm thinking about sleep play, and sleep play is really hot >w<
i want to jerk off a cite g/u/rl and watch her squirm in her sleep
| Awww I want her to wake up and kiss with me
| >>1055089
You mean
>>1055124
Nocturnal pollution would be too much light at night, or littering in the park after dark
>remember to take used condoms and wrappers with you!
| Ai translated slop
| True!! X) always be clean!
| >>1055173 if you’re busting regularly you probably won’t have much of an issue. I will go weeks without cumming sometimes and that’s when I experience it.
| You mean wet dream?
| >>1055478 I can't even call it like that
I have like, no dreams whatsoever, sometimes I feel like I dreamt something through the night, but the moment I wake up I forget about the dream immediately
| Aah yes, the no dreams syndrome. I had an uncle from vermont who had the same thing but maybe that was all the marijuana he smoked. I miss the bastard... he's not dead or anything he just went to the convenience store to get burritos.
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| I'd be doing just fine and then BOOM, the moment I wake up in the morning I realize that my fucking g/u/rlcock decided to make a FUCKING MESS in my underwear while I was sleeping.
And it doesn't end there. no. Because I only realize it when I wake up, hours after the incident, the cum has all dried up and suddenly it has invited all the FUCKING KINGDOMS OF MICRO ORGANIC LIFE to be there. FUCKING FUNGI, FUCKING BACTERIA, FUCKING PROTOZOOS, FUCKING ALIEN LIFE FROM OTHER PLANET FUCK