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i wanna get sucked off under my deck
| like, in the crawlspace?
| it was supposed to say desk orz
| please
| Hey, you keep using long discard combo. Do you even have a win condition?
| Fortunately for you, sucking people off under desks is part of my whole thing :3
| Dark magician girl would never kill you she is very supportive!!!
| Whenever I masturbate myself under my desk, I end up slowly edging myself, and it never feels like I got all the cum out. I think the bent posture is bad for cumming just like it’s bad for shitting and you’re supposed to squat, if you’ve heard about that. I always try to cum lying down or standing up. I would suggest you get a standing desk for this, and something comfortable for your sucker to rest on, while considering ergonomics, and them bumping their head.
| >>1014743 great oracle of cumming, can you share another piece of wisdom to us(plebs)? preferibly about getting to do intensive handholding wrestling your childhood friend
| That's pretty elaborate, I guess if you had a trap door on the porch you could make it work but there wouldn't be much to hide
| >>561d93
There was a girl I played with in my neighborhood as a kid but I don’t respect her very much. She got bullied and I guess was kind of a slut, but also she is kinda dumb and shares no interests with me, and isn’t very nice or anything. Actually very sad situation, I’ve just acclimatized to it.
I heard you can get nutrient deficiency from cumming too much, so I keep my tiled bathroom clean, and use extra virgin olive oil for lube. I really should try a little salt.
| Well ye ur balls aren't magically refueled,your body needs to produce that milk but you need to beat your meat like 20 times daily to feel deficiency
| I love sex.
| >>1014807
I would honestly if I knew it was free of diseases or whatever, probably cook it first. It'd be nice to suck out of you too, and see you smile, thought I'd want to use like a reusable, alcohol coated condom covering your whole torso and legs to eliminate the possibility of problems. I wish sex was something we could do with eachother without worries of people feeling sad and cheated on and wanting to be dominant, etc.
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>>1014806
So the thing is our genes are selfish, and will destroy us when it's fit. That means I can't trust my cum to not like go crazy on resource investment if I only cum every so often for instance. My balls might also think I'm a beta because I'm kind of sensitive, so they could put like all my calcium in my sperm because they figure I'm K selected (I am but don't want to die.)
| I want my dick sucked under the desk
| My desk used to have a metal staple on the bottom of it shot into its underside. I find stroking a little gross, so I would rub myself back and forth against the desk. Problem was, I thought lube was gross too, and the staple chafed me brutally, so I picked up the habit of doing it while keeping my pants on, also not to be discovered by parents. Now, I continue the habit of always cumming with my pants on. It's not so bad, and the stains aren't really noticeable.
| >>1014409
So you're looking to get your deck wet?
Polish the wood before it stains!
Give it the right treatment and she'll last all season, I reckon!
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| thats all. thank you for reading!