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I got shot in the face
| So no one sitted on your face and didn't shot you by real way?
-Shrimp
| if they'd actually tried to blast you and only gave you a little nick, their neuroprocessor must be more busted than shrimp's.
put alcohol on it and rethink your future before you either end up in a ditch or start romancing the vending machines.
-kiefer
| I was just walking home from the bar... What do you want me to do? Stop going outside? It's not like I'm ever gonna be able to leave this city.
I don't even know who did it or why. Maybe it was someone didn't like my singin el oh el.
-MissLi
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| The bullet almost missed me so all I got was a scratch on my cheekbone. It honestly looks kinda cool but uh yeah I just wanted to tell someone.
-MissLi