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Fucking Vending Machines.
| What is coffee though? Sometimes people say coffee when they mean soykaf. Are you sure you meant coffee and not soykaf?
I am not a wired vending machine btw
| kale vandelay posting or smthn
| >>982764 For the last fucking time, you irony poisoned drekhead, if you assign coffee to the category of soup, there is no "tea" category to also assign it to! You can't pretend to use logic to reassign things if you then arbitrarily decide, yeah, this other category should still be a thing!
If I ever see you I am going to feed you to whatever lives in the fog, I swear.
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You better ask yourself that really hard before I send you off into a ditch Omae. Hate the pseudo-intellectual binoclards like you.
| >>983421 Hey don't get mad at me. You're the one putting all of solar knows what in water for your enjoyment. Enjoy your filth water. Suck it right up. Lap it.
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| They've been getting too big for their own breeches these fuckin' things. went outside to jog and wanted a coffee, started for a vending machine and asked it for a coffee, and do you know what the fuck this smartass said? "But what /is/ Coffee" FUCKER, you literally have it in you, and I don't mean "You have it in you to figure that out" I mean, you literally have fucking COFFEE in your GUTS, not your real GUTS, but you get my point!
MAN WHAT A MESS OF CONVOLUTED LANGUAGE.