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Dynamoforce Fan EVENT invitation

| It'ss been a few years since the last event and the guy who used to organize them is a show hopper with NO LOYALTY so here I am; announcing the Fan meet-up for DYNAMOFORCE when Comika drops... we'll meet up in the Turbo-Class Cafe in Little Aki, cosplay is welcome, artists doubly so. We booked out the place so feel free to show up anytime while the Con is going on to talk about the best show of all times!

-VANDER


| I can't wait to lose myself in a sea of Blue Trenchcoats and Guitar Decks.

It's like... the best.


| I remember going to one of those and ending up having cosplay sex with a Venus-8 and an ACE PILOT cosplayer... It was certainly one of the lowest point of my life, would have been fine if they just wanted it... but like they insisted I stay in character the whole time.

I remember taking a shower and feeling like I had just lost a piece of myself...


| >>979064
Can I ask who you were cosplaying?


| >>979065
Don't, g/u/rl the guy is already sad enough...

Also, surely it was NERDBOY, and they had him go "TASTE MY DECK" or some shit while he went in.


| >>979066
"NO COMMISSAR, I AM THE BOMB!!!"
>Cums


| >>979064
If they were so adamant about staying in character I bet they even went with the "Totally aromantic partners" shit, I mean they were dressed like V-8 and AP right?
Not even a fun threesome if all they do is be bros about it.


| >>979065
...
I need to just stop talking.
>>979067
... How do you know that??????
>>979068
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH STOP IT STOP IT MY MEMORIES


| >>979069
LMAO REALLY? NO REALLY?????
AHAHAHAHAHAH
DUDE THAT IS THE BEST


| >>979069
You really do need to stop talking.
But since you're not doing that; how big is it compared to the real article?


| >>979071
GONNA DO HIM LIKE THAT?


| >>979071
... Fuck...
>>979070
Yeah...


| >>979068
Those are always the worst.

Also, why the HELL wouldn't you go for the cute Nano from accounting cosplayers??????


| >>979071
We talkin' percentage based here or nah?
Can we take him to the hospital to figure it out with the machines and all that?
-Falschen


| >>979075
Fal, this is not the thread I was seeing you come back in tbh...

But also TRUE!


| >>979075
Radiologist! Get me a scan of that Cosplayer's cock! Stat and all that shit!


| >>979076
Me neither fella, but hey.
>>979077
Make sure the machine's got a wide optic eh? Wouldn't wanna miss a part of it!
-Falschen


| >>979075
Start makin' it an actual unit:
1 NERDBOY
average oughta be like... 0,68 Nerdboys


| >>979079
pfft.
WWWWWWWWW fuck never change g/u/rls!


| I remember one of those events had some side story love thing featuring a doctor and Nano from accounting; like it was really sweet?? I think we found out it was drawn by a literal runner group though and it got pulles, swear I can't find it anymore.


| >>979082
You mean the one written by the West wind Enforcers? Yeahhh they were a literal armed syndicate lead by Danchou; the samurai who cut down a Zaibatsu exec in the past...

Think it was called "Swimming on your love?" It was >>>Really Gay, like, it made your brain mushy and pink just reading it. Real good work for someone who assasinated a city official in cold blood.


| >>979083
It was so good, the script was insane and the panelling was Goddly; I think I know a gal who still owns one of the copies.

Lucky girl that one...
-KY


| >>979083
Why is it that all the best works are always made by people who turn out to be like, super fucked up, or have done mega fucked things in the past??


| >>979083
He had it coming Dearimasu­~!
-Weisswind


| >>979086
Uh, this is a text board, are you using a voice imput module or something, that gobi is highly annoying to read :|


| >>979087
I dunno dude, pretty cute to me.


| >>979086
Vro, I am dumping this thread I am NOT getting tracked because I spoke with a literal terrorist!
frag this drek!


| >>979089
You are a pussy Dearimasu~

Also, that work was one of my best! We had some mystery writer show up and tell us the story and I just had to grab my pen Dearimasu~!

The part where the doctor was embarrassed because he didn't want to show his naked legs to Nano from accounting made me go into hyperdrive Dearimasu~! It's stuff like this that you just cannot replicate without a good writer to think it up Dearimasu~!
-Weisswind


| Everyday that goes by I wonder if I've been in a coma all this time. No way you all are real, honest people who actually exist and talk about this stuff...
>AKB


| >>979162
That's not very nice of you to say.
This Uncle is very real, and needing more info about this g/u/Ross wacky ass Nerd boy Cosplay sex misadventures


| >>979185
If you were real, hypothetically, I would skin and boil you alive.
>AKB


| >>979250
Settle down, jeez can't some guy have fun having cosplay sex while dressed as NERD BOY? It's not a crime, he's not hurting anyone... only his own self esteem WWWWW


| >>979079
"I'm sorry honey, but... I have to confess, I- *starts tearing up* I'm only half a nerdboy long...."

PRINT IT


| >>979483
It's okay honey, I'm also half a nerdboy...


| This is not only the worse thread I have ever read, but also the most entertaining... I need a little time... to process these feelings.


| Okay but serious question, this one is necessary to process the full story;; alright, so, Hotel right? Probably yeah, did you use the cheap ass condom they put in the drawers? I'm conducting a study on those because I'm a >>>Freak like that, but apparently their failure rate is like... 38% they are so thin and made out of garbage that they just break all the time. So my question is: Did you end up hitting home plate as it was?

This is important, very important!


| >>980440
I'm not answering that...


| >>980440
Who the frag uses hotel condoms?


| >>980976
Poor people who spent their whole paycheck on cosplay outfits to have sex in, obviously. Try and think choomba!


| >>981343
Fuck...

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