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[AD] 焼き芋食べたいな!! at GCSUPER
| https://imgur.com/a/nd7VmXl
| >Spuds spill endlessly in a trickling trail from your cursor as you move it across the page to scroll through the convenience store chain’s latest offering. Yakiimo– roasted sweet potatoes– merely ten nuyen per each (roughly) 11-ounce serving. You won’t find deals like this anywhere else, folks; and not simply because none of the /other/ nearby grocers lack proper equipment to turn the harsh starches in the flesh of the yams to sweet, wonderfully smooth goodness.
| >As you idle on the page, you notice that at unpredictable intervals, you hear snippets of a cry reminiscent of those yakiimo vendors would make as they hawked their goods along the sidewalks of Japan in the distant past. “Ishi yakiimo–!!”
>It’s not simply one clip being repeated at random: there’s 3 or 4 different ones. You think that in one of them, you can hear another voice cueing the one doing the yelling to start hollering. “Okay boss, it’s recording, now–” “Ishi yakiimo–!!”
| Man... I haven't eaten a real tuber in like... 5 years; you guys think these are the real deal out of the ground or just some more powder cakes...
| That poster is horrid...
But chummers I could go for some potato right now, chip truth.
| Oh, chummer if that's real tuber then it's gon' sell out in no time. Better stock up.
| YAKIIMO. I HAVE TO GO AND BUY SOME IMMEDIATELY. MY ROOMMATE IS GOING TO LOVE IT
- Unit 00
| Could go for some of those yeah, long time since I haven't had one of these.
Probably need to eat healthier anyway, with the pregnancy and all that.
-OS
| >>977664
I KNEW IT!!!! THE FEDS ARE ONTO ME!!!! GO REPORT TO YOUR ZAIBATSU OVERLORDS THAT THEY CAN KISS MY ASS!!!
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| >Opening the thread loads a colorful advertisement clad in a veritable cornucopia of autumnal hues. You place the bold, burnt orange of a ripe pumpkin; the golden yellow of a corn cob bursting with glistening pearls of plump kernels; the deep and brooding mauve of tempura-ready momiji… but, none of the aforementioned delectable fall delights hold a candle to the star of today’s little news spot: the humble satsumaimo.