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(News) QUINCY Switches Cabinet in Controversial move.

| [09/12/XX] Written by Luke Craber; Augmented Eye Political analyst.

Glitch City – In a significant shakeup of his government, QUINCY, the leader of Glitch City, has removed five key Cabinet ministers following the conclusion of his annual "Zaibatsu minister Summit" meeting


| The dismissals include Deryll Striker, the former Minister of Urban Planning, Claudia Johnson, the former Minister of Public Affairs, Clark Kent, the former Minister of Defense, Ludwig Sorensson, the former Minister of Police Affairs, and Zarya Dimitrei, the former Minister of Finance.


| The decision to dismiss these high-ranking officials comes as a surprise to many, as Glitch City has recently been grappling with a range of complex issues, from the handling of urban development projects and public relations to security and financial debt. The reasons behind these removals have not been officially disclosed, leaving citizens and political observers speculating about the motivations behind these abrupt changes in leadership.


| Deryll Striker, who previously oversaw urban planning, played a crucial role in shaping the city's public infrastructure and development policies, especially the projects related to the former Neko Park and refugee relocations. Claudia Johnson was responsible for public affairs and communications, making her a vital link between the government and the city's residents, relations which had been said to have improved as of late, as proven by our very own surveys and vox populi.


| Clark Kent's role as Minister of Defense was pivotal in maintaining the security and safety of Glitch City. Including his gracious management of the December Riots and the Zero-day war. Ludwig Sorensson, as Minister of Police Affairs, was tasked with law enforcement and maintaining order, a mandate which was proving to be in good hands as crime statistics have been on the decline compared to before in inauguration.


| Lastly, Zarya Dimitrei, as the Minister of Finance, held a pivotal position in managing the city's financial resources, her management of the Debt especially had proven to be a poignant tour de force, as she managed to rework the budget into the black.

These dismissals raise questions about the direction in which QUINCY intends to take Glitch City and the future of the government's policies and initiatives.


| It remains to be seen who will replace the departing ministers and how their successors will address the pressing issues facing the city.

As Glitch City awaits further information and official announcements regarding the reasons behind these dismissals, citizens and experts alike are eager to see how these changes will impact the city's governance and its ability to tackle the challenges it faces in the months ahead.


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| >>973993
Wait, we seriously had a Defense minister named >>>Clark >>>Kent and QUINCY FIRED HIM??? Classic evil lord move, praying you get a better job Superman...


| >>973993
Sorensson was the guy who got the Commissar his job right? Old man Destours; he's apparently the reason the GCPD hasn't been tracking down virtuous white hat runners, I can only assume his days in that seat are counting down now, and so is the peace us sammies have been enjoying...
-ChummTropic


| >>974001
Can someone get CN on the line? ask him how it feels to know some rough neck jackass cops are gonna be combing the streets for anything approaching a trace of him again.
Bet the guy who finds a hair or a pube will get a raise wwww
-CSD


| Should have called the Article "QUINCY does something stupid because Zaibatsu has experienced a 10% stock loss in Ghanese markets" and leave the text box empty. would have made me lose less of my precious time.


| >>974004
"SIR, THIS /BURG/ WRAPPER WAS CLEARLY HIS"
"NICE JOB PRIVATE, YOU ARE NOW A LIEUTENANT"
"SIR, THANK YOU SIR, OORAH"


| >>974006
>Implying he wouldn't be made a major
The fact a literal 9-year old got made a Major should prove our force was never anything serious to begin with.
I for once welcome the change.


| >>974001
Can't wait for them to catch the Crusader for stealing their Cred, it's like back in the good old days.


| Oh, so it really is happening, yeah I'm cashing in my bet.
-LD


| >>974004
They couldn't find anything before. They *definitely* won't find anything now. -CN


| >>974139
What if they used a VERY big dog, I'm talking major sniffer capacity.

You'd still say that?


| >>974144
Uhhhhhh let me think abou- yes. -CN


| Just another day in our wonderful city. More useless musical chair bullshit that everyone'll forget in 2 months time. Also is it just me or is the AE using more and more shitty AI generated articles these days?


| >>974351
After they lost like two guys in a month I can bet they replaced them with Robo-writers... how many people you think make up "Luke Craber"?


| >>974445
Considering Lana Smithee turned out to be like 18, I'd round it off at 20.

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