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| >***Like, seriously, what in the actual fragging fucked!?
>***What, are you just sending them into a meat grinder or something?
| >***Look, when you said that you found the mother lode of all loot I EXPECTED you to come home with a "lightly ruined" Nighthawk and a bunch of scrap from some has been shadowrunners.
>***INSTEAD, you've managed to get a lot of assets killed, and let me tell you something...
>***That is a SHITTY WAY TO DO BUSINESS.
| >***Now you get what's left of those hicks you contracted to work the fuck together, or I swear to god, you'll wish you were doing a run on VeriaTech instead.
| >***God damnit, if you want something done right around here...
| >***No. You are NOT leaving the Industrial District until this mess is cleaned up, you unnerstand me, chummer?
>***We lost TOO MUCH on this shit to come away empty handed. Now hurry the hell up and kill those sons of bitches and loot that damn ship or coming back home with half your chromed riddled in bullets will be the absolute LEAST of your problems!
>***GOD!
| >***What do you mean you lost control of one of the drones? Get control back!
>***Look I know you're handling the job of two people but I paid you to fry their decker, not bitch when the going gets tough.
>***Do I look like I care if rigging isn't your specialty?
| >***Hold on, who the hell are you supposed to be?
>***Do I look like a bitch? Get the right hell off this frequency, before I shove that edgy ass voice SO FRAGGING FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOU'll-
| >***If you want to survive, fire on these coordinates on my mark.
| >***Fire again. Switch to incendiaries if you have them.
| >***Who I am is not important.
>***Do you want to be paid?
>***Or will you die like a dog?
| >***You have an anti material rifle. Presumably because you know how to use it.
>***Their armor cannot withstand such an attack.
>***Target at these coordinates.
| >***Shoot the red one first.
| >***Then, aim at the same point on the black one's chest. Their shield will not stop all of you.
| >***I can see now why that fool was yelling at you.
>***A shadowrunner that can't aim is no use to me.
| >***If you don't want to die like that idiot...
>***Fire again. And this time,
>***Aim true.
| >***Fan out into teams of three and cut them off at the coordinates I am uploading to your HUD.
>***Make haste and switch to AP ammunition.
>***...you.
| >***Hmm... smart girl.
| >***A casual reminder to not rely on people.
>***Not even nuyen can buy competence.
>***Not from meatsacks.
| >***...-on't care what you do, just get me connected back to...
>***...
>***Oh you have GOT to be FRAGGING KIDDING ME!
| >***What the hell happened!? Where is everyone!? Why are you all-
>***Everyone in this business is MAD. MAD!
| >***STOP SHOOTING EACH OTHER YOU DREKHEADS!
| >***For crying out loud...
>***I have never seen a run go this badly before...
>***I need to retire.
| Is it bad that this entire transcript just makes me want to watch the street recordings on a lousey day with a beer and a bag of popcorn?
-Neon
| No.. This is a practical movie. -ObvAnon
| >>92105
(in fact, there *was* a recording of all that transpired here- its in the SEC Cam thread.)
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| >***What I want to know Jacob, is how it is that in the past forty-eight hours, you managed to get four samurai, one of our deckers, a bunch of riggers AND a repurposed fucking police cruiser, GEEKED.