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.:JOBS BOARD:.

| >Name
Description:
Pay:
Poster:
Notes:

Have at it, chummers.


| >Milk Run
Desc: Taking advantage of the chaos, a few new corps have rolled into town unexpectedly, along with a foreign power. We will pay handsomely for any nuyen obtained in the course of... visiting them. Additional details will be provided on job acceptance.
Pay: Anywhere from 1000 to up to 200000z
Poster: Mr. Johnson
Notes: We prefer a "lighter" touch, in the event that said forces can be made useful later. But no tears will be shed if, during the course of their arrival,


| Said corps/organizations were to... dissolve, under the force of attrition from an inherently hostile, extremely competitive environment.


| Note 2: Prices quoted in zenny; pay can be rendered in nuyen, Colonial credits, or rupees as is specified.


| >Lost child
Desc: >A photo of a smol person with black hair, a clean, fair skinned face, and small furry puffs at the top of their head covered partly by a hood of some kind is posted here. They have dark eyes and a little blush on the cheeks. They couldn't be older than six or seven, maybe.
>Beneath, their measurements are listed:
>3'11", 40 lbs.
Pay: Negotiable
Poster: Mr. Johnson
Notes: May be wearing a white lab coat of some kind. Has furred "ears" on top of head. Frightened.


| Notes: If anyone matching description and photo is found, please call 795-XXX-XXX as soon as possible to arrange pickup and payment. Unharmed.


| I'll Take the Job
AnoMeat.


| >>89440
Excellent. You begin immediately. We have reason to believe that the child may have been lost somewhere in the Industrial district. -Mr. Johnson


| A bounty will be paid, provided she is returned home in health condition. -Mr. Johnson.


| I don't trust pickups, you got a home address? I'd Rather do the job completely.
-AnoMeat


| >>89534
We will wire you a location to deliver her to.


| Perfect. I'll send a image of the package when I find her.
-AnoMeat.


| Mr. Jonhson, there appears to be a conflict of interests. I am afraid that the contract is back in the wild.
-AnoMeat.


| >>89583
As you wish. -Mr. Johnson


| >A patient needs to accidentally overdose on painkillers.
Descr: This job may have some ethical concerns, so you better be sure you're willing to do it.
There's a certain patient in St. Homura's Hospital that needs to die accidentally. It happens often enough that it *should* be forgotten from public scrutiny... especially with the current state of the city.
Pay: 530000z
Poster: Mr. Johnson
Notes: The target's identity will only be released on job acceptance. This is a timed run.


| >>96084
What uncanny timing, just a heads up, I'd recommend no one take this one.
-Black Panties


| >>96084
Accidentally? C'mon. That's a little easy. We'll take it. -TS


| >>96102
>Transferring details...
>You receive a short dossier that looks like it was pulled from the hospital records. Most of it appears to be redacted, but you do get the following:
>K, Yoshiko.
>Age: 21
>Sex: F
>Room: 117


| Sounds easy enough. Will their be a meeting for the reward? Or an online transfer? -TS


| >>96122
You will receive the coordinates of a drop point where you will then enter your Certified Credstick. The funds will then be transferred to you. -Mr. Johnson


| >>96126
Alright, will be done in about thirty minutes, maybe an hour. -TS


| >>96131
You can go ahead and think that. I really recommend you not.
-Black Panties


| >>96136
It's best you stay out of this yourself. You don't know whose next when your out and about. -TS


| >>96142
Given how she operates don't expect that to happen. -CN


| >>96148
Figured. -TS


| TS. Stop. If AnoMeat finds this... in his state...
-Cain


| Your ability to understand directions leaves much to be desired, "Shelby, Thomas."
This contract is terminated. If you survive the wrath of that princess you angered, you may try again. I will be in touch. -Mr. Johnson


| >>96361
How generous of you. Here I thought you would put a contract on his head next. -CN


| | >Secure AnoMeat
Description: Just do it.
Pay: 600000z
Poster: Cain
Notes: He is Mentally unstable. Personal confirmation will be needed for payment. Alive only.


| Notes (cont.): Safety of target is priority.


| >>96382
No need for the money, we will head to whereever he is. Give us the location and we will see what we can do. -Uni


| It might be that scrapyard. bring something non-lethal. Please.
-Cain


| >>96142
I tried to warn you. Now you pissed off the thing that held off half the white knights in the lucifer tank.
-Black Panties.


| >>96391
We will head there as soon as possible. -Uni


| >>96376
A defective machine can still be recycled. -Mr. Johnson


| >>96407
Why are through all this effort anyways? What did she do to you? -CN


| >>96409
She's in the way.
Distractions must be eliminated. -Mr. Johnson


| >>96412
In the way of what? -CN


| >>96417
Recombination. -Mr. Johnson


| >>96426
Recombination of what? -CN


| Uni? Any news?
-Cain


| >Smash & Grab!
Desc: Lookin' fer a few good chummers interested in a little nuyen. Finders keepers fer anything ye get away with, and paydata if yer chrome's up to snuff. I'll let you know who the run's against when ye accept.
Pay: Variable- Either 15000 nuyen on job completion, or a portion of the profits.
Poster: Mr. Johnson
Notes: Ye should come armed, but we're expecting little to no resistance, gonna sneak in all quiet like. Well, as quiet as can be during a guard change.


| >Fear and Loathing in Glitch City
Descr: Word going through the Shadowlands BBS is that some corp's making its move, trying to stabilize Glitch City by setting up "safe zones." While their work is commendable this is likely to create another imbalance of power that the Client would prefer to not deal with. Not to mention what their intentions are beyond the safe zone.
Pay: 300000z, double price if they're "convinced" to leave the area without no shots fired.
Poster: Mr. Johnson


| Consider it done.
Arrange for payment at the ruins of industrial.
-Anon Y.


| Does no shots fired also mean no
"accidental" deaths?


| >>98288

No shots fired means no shots fired. -Mr. Johnson


| >>98476
So physical contact isn't a shot. This'll be easy then.


| >JOB COMPLETE: >>96382
>Money sent to: Uni
>Notes: N/A


| >>88757 Missing child job still open? - L


| >>101668
Indeed. -Mr. Johnson


| >>101674 I'll take the job. Do you have any rules or requests apart from what you listed? - L


| >>101689
She must be delivered alive, preferably unharmed. Her mental state is... fragile.

We are not concerned with the state of the abductees if she was kidnapped or "adopted" by any ill intending or well meaning individuals. See to them as you see fit, as long as the child is returned alive. -Mr. Johnson

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